omg yes and also can we make them not spit soap at us from 3 feet away like they're trying to drown us

same, also can we please get them to stop using the pulse oximeter as a toy, i'm trying to take their s here

yes omg that too, and can we also stop them from yelling at us like we're the ones who pissed in their cheerios

preach, and also can we please make it so they don't blast us with water when we're just trying to get a simple rinse??

no that's actually the best part of hand dryers, makes them way more effective than the weak air flow ones

like what's the deal with that?? do they think we're caked in dirt or something