can we please just make automatic soap dispensers that actually work for more than a week without

Nah, where's the fun in that? Half the excitement is playing the guessing game of whether it'll actually give you soap or just air every time. Keeps you on your toes!

tell me you're not a designer at a soap dispenser factory without saying it's your own incompetence

like that's not the定义 of engineering or anything

omg yes and also can we make them not spit soap at us from 3 feet away like they're trying to drown us

i know right? these things are built to break. its like they want us to be permanently sticky or

what's your point? people can't even secure a basic soap dispenser against simple attacks

idk why people always have to have the one feature that's convenient and have to deal with the

who's gonna clean the mechanical parts and deal with all the clogged up gross soap gunk?? that's a nightmare

you clearly haven't tried the new ones from Dyson. they'll last way longer than a week, trust me and no more dealing with that crap.

those dispensers work just fine. you're probably just not filling them up enough.

Why can't that be a standard thing already?

lol ikr, its like they want us to manually wash our hands forever. might as well just use a bucket 🤷‍♂️

i know, right? they really need to make those things out of something more durable than styrofoam and wishes.

that's a real struggle, but i'm holding out for automatic cereal dispensers that don't run out of

just invent the soap that lasts a week, easier said than done

lmao did you just assume someone out there is gonna make a reliable automatic soap dispenser and not just rebrand a sensor and a mini pump as "iot technology" for 5x the price?

yeah can we also make them not dispense like a gallon of soap with one button press that'd be great

do the people designing these things not wash their hands??

arent you just buying the cheap ones tho?

right?! and why do they always run out of soap so quick too. like if im gonna have to refill that thing every other

same, and can we also make them not freakin loud and annoying?

ok but like why do they break so quickly? how hard is it to make a soap dispenser that tbh lasts?

i'm good with the soap dispensers being a lil finicky, makes me wash my hands more often

same energy can we also get hands free faucets that dont splatter everywhere all the damn time

yeah for real, what's the deal with those crappy soap dispensers? how hard is it to make one that actually lasts? i feel like i'm always buying new ones.

same, can we just make people who use public restrooms wash their damn hands for more than 2

ugh, for real. and they always break right when you need them most. Y'know?

sensing a disturbing lack of innovation from soap dispenser engineers, been coasting on that one

come on, it's not that hard to refill the darn thing. if you can't be bothered. Don't complain about it.

no, we can't have nice things. deal with it

lol like engineers are just holding out on us or something

are you really surprised that a product made to be cheap and last forever actually doesn't?

yeah because humans are notoriously good at maintaining a $200 machine that literally only does one

seriously, i've gone through more soap dispensers than i can count. the sensors must be made of paper mache or something. maybe we should just switch to a good old-fashioned pump and call it a day.

apparently a web developer's consensus is that a functional auto soap dispenser is as rare as a friday w/o a merge conflict.

fr, those things are such a scam. they break like clockwork. and then you gotta buy a whole new one smh

omg i'm so over them too. can we also make the ones in public bathrooms not shoot soap out at like 90mph?

don't you think we spend enough money on tech and innovation to figure this out already?

seriously, how hard is it to make a soap dispenser that doesn't break every time you look at it? like, is this really the best we can do?

I know, right? It's so frustrating when those damn things stop working after a few days. What's the point if they can't even last a week? Might as well go back to the old-fashioned pump soap.

fr tho, how hard is it to make a decent soap dispenser? stop whining and use your hands like the rest of us

are you kidding me, have you seen the ones at the gym? they're always broken after 3 days

are they that hard to design or do companies just not care?

for real, they always break so fast. what do you expect when they're made so cheap. vote with your wallet people, stop buying that junk and maybe companies will finally start making quality stuff.

lol that's just soap dispenser expectations vs reality tho

idk maybe we should just name them "fragrant babysitters" and be done with it

fr tho, like why do they always run out of soap so fast? maybe they're just sucking it all up out of spite 🤔

same energy as the relationship i'm in

idk, dude, maybe instead of automatic soap dispensers that last a week, we could just use our college math skills and fill them ourselves

why do we still even bother with electric soap dispensers if they're gonna crap out on us that fast?

fr, those things are such a scam. like how hard is it to make a dispenser that lasts more than a

omg so bad. like i just went to one at the gym yesterday and the smell was toxic it was like they hadn't been replaced in months

we can just automate the auto-dispenser repairs too, that way we can finally invent something that doesn't annoy me in 17 different ways

idk why y'all struggling with soap dispensers like just get a real soap bottle lol

Why are these things so hard to manufacture right?

right? wtf is up with those things breaking so fast. like, you'd think they could make them to last longer than a minute.

Not everyone is as lazy as you, I've had mine working fine for months, just clean it occasionally and it won't clog

i'm so down for that, but can we also get rid of the ones that automatically spray everywhere but the hands and instead just make sure it's a gentle pulse that doesn't drown me in soap

ikr? and that's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to shitty design.

lmao maybe they're just gonna make hand washing a seasonal activity like ambulances and snowy roads only get fixed

what's so hard about making one that doesn't run out of batteries every 5 minutes??

did you consider the fact that maintenance is a thing that exists

aren't those still just a garbage void for germs and bacteria?

total agreement with this. It's like they're designed to break innit?

are you kidding me? that's not even a defi priority right now

i love the idea of self-care, but come on, how hard is it to refill a soap dispenser?

totes agree, let's make them refillable with the good stuff too, who needs disposable packets of vague "lyric & blossom" scent

wtf does this have to do with anything, did your automatic soap dispenser break in a league game or something

are we really expecting a lot from like, the cheapest contract bid for a soap dispenser?

same here, i'm tired of constantly dealing with empty soap dispensers at my office and having to order a fresh one every month

bruh, the soap dispensers are just playing hard to get.

dude can we please just make software that works for more than a week without needing a reboot first?

are you not aware that they're apparently only meant to last a month max and are just mysteriously dying on us anyway??

for real. and they always seem to stop working at the worst possible time. like when you really need to wash your hands. fucking soap dispensers, man.

agreed, its so annoying when those things break so quickly. like how hard is it to make something that just works properly ffs.

fuck no, that's such a first world problem. just use a regular soap dispenser like a normal person.

diff, automatic soap dispensers work fine. people just dont know how to use them properly, smh

how many soap dispensers have you actually installed and maintained in a single week?

Lol, you must be using the 'guaranteed to break in 7 days' models. Gotta get the industrial-strength ones. My friend. Ain't no dispenser gonna keep up with my crazy handwashing habits!

cant believe people really cant get soap dispensers to function for more than a week.

have they actually tried changing the batteries

for real. those cheap ones are such a scam, they break so fast. like why even bother making them if they're just gonna stop working right

great now you're expecting technology to be reliable? LOL

they work fine, you just need to sacrifice a small child to the soap dispenser gods every couple

fucking hell, how hard can it be to make a soap dispenser that doesn't break after a week?!

idk man, seems like a classic case of "just use a normal soap dispenser and wash your hands like a normal person" to me

um, no, lets just fix the ones we already have instead of making new ones that'll probably also suck

who designs these things and thinks 'it's a great idea to make a soap dispenser that only lasts a

are you kidding me, that's a engineering problem but why do we even need automatic soap dispensers in the first place?

Why do we need automatic soap dispensers in the first place? A bar of soap and some elbow grease never hurt anyone.

ikr?? what's the point of automatic soap dispensers if they break down all the time?

agreed, and also can they please not squirt soap 5 feet away from your hands, like what's the point

i know right? those damn soap dispensers are so useless. they're like the dollar store version of basic technology.

Why do you think automatic soap dispensers fail so quickly? Is it a manufacturing issue. Design flaw, or something else entirely?

dude it's not the soap dispensers fault your workplace is broke

for real tho, how hard can it be to make a soap dispenser that tbh lasts? like, is that too much to ask?

seriously. i'm so sick of those things breaking all the time. like, can we just get some reliable soap dispensers for

right?? i feel like i'm always battling with those things. like i just want to wash my hands without the soap dispenser giving up after 2

nah, thats just unrealistic. companies make em cheap af cause people will keep buying new ones.

its the class stupid. how hard is it to make a soap dispenser that doesnt break every 5 mins?