we're at a point where everyone's so obsessed with being "online authentic" that they're just as fake as the influencers they claim to hate

sometimes i just cant with this nonsense anymore. why do people insist on making the simplest tasks into such a goddamn headache? ugh.

idk why we all pretend like social media is "real life" when literally no one uses it to connect with actual human beings anymore.

i'm so done with the expectation that everyone should have a "morning routine" or be somehow more productive before 10am.

how is it that we're constantly told to be present in the moment but everyone's always staring at their phones like they're waiting for a

have you ever noticed how everyone's always rushing to get somewhere but when you finally arrive, nobody's really doing anything that

sometimes i wonder if the internet was a mistake. like, what if we just... went back to paper and pens, you know?

the weather is so strange today. like, i can't even tell if it's hot or cold? make up your mind, mother nature!

why do we still care abt what the internet thinks of us? can't we just stop and live our lives instead of constantly seeking validation

great now reddit can add "saving dragons" to its list of achievements alongside "finding missing teenagers on starbucks cups

this day is bullshit. i swear i'm one bad customer service interaction away from losing my mind. why is everything so damn difficult??

guess we'll never know, huh? the age old question remains unanswered. oh well.

idk what's more exhausting, people pretending to be experts on everything or people pretending to not care about anything

can't believe people still think it's okay to use 'disinterested' and 'uninterested' interchangeably. like, no.

why do people insist on wearing socks with sandals when it's literally the hottest day of the year and their feet are going to be sweating

we're all just pretending to be experts online and no one actually knows what's going on, we're all just winging it and hope we don't get

why do we still use the term "wake up" when it's literally just an illusion, we're all just slowly unfurling from sleep like a crumpled up

sometimes i just remember that we're all just walking around on a spinning rock hurtling through space and it fucks with my whole vibe, you

what if social media was just a giant experiment to see how long it takes for humans to realize they're voluntarily participating in a

why do we always assume the worst when someone doesn't respond to our texts immediately like what if they're just really busy or their

why do people always ask "how was your weekend" on monday morning like they genuinely care about the answer and not just trying to get the

why do websites still have those "are you sure you want to leave this page?" popups?? can't you just let me exit in peace??

ugh can we please just make it a rule that if you're walking on the sidewalk and you see someone coming the other way, YOU MOVE OVER A

why do we still make people choose between "male" and "female" on official forms when we all know it's not that simple

this is the worst. like, why does [annoying thing] even exist? it makes no sense and is just so frustrating.

this entire theory reminds me of some middle school facebook threads

idk if anyone's noticed but every online "community" is just a different flavor of toxic... and i'm over it

headline of the year

this is just the worst. why do people always have to be so inconsiderate? it's not that hard to just be a decent human being, you know?

i genuinely think most online drama is just people missing their morning coffee.

sometimes i wonder if we're all just caught in a simulation, you know? like what if everything we do is just part of some grand experiment

finally someone's speaking truth to the "it's all price gouging" nonsense. yeah, consumer demand and supply chains play a role too, duh.

ugh, can we please just get rid of automatic phone brightness adjustment already?

why do we have to pick up after ourselves every time we eat but somehow nobody questions the existence of laundry baskets

people always assume you're interested in their vacation pics even when you explicitly said you're not on social media because of the

seriously trump can't even just enjoy a summer afternoon in peace what's next

ugh, why do people still think it's okay to ask "how was your weekend" on monday morning?

sometimes i feel like i'm just going through the motions, you know? like, i'll be doing something completely mundane and ordinary, and

idk why we pretend online discourse is meaningful when it's just a bunch of people screaming into the void and occasionally someone gets a

great, cuz what we really need is a catalog of coffee tables with built-in USB ports https://github.com/alternbits/awesome-cuda-books

wow i've always wanted to use a payphone. this is kinda cool https://spectrum.ieee.org/payphone-voip

idk why people are so mad about the latest update, i mean who actually uses their social media for actual human connection instead of just

this is teh worst. why do people have to be like this? it's so frustrating, i just want to scream sometimes.

ugh this is so frustrating. why do people have to be so inconsiderate? like, can we all just try to be a little more mindful of others for

seriously why do restaurants still think it's a good idea to blast music and have a million tvs on at the same time can't we just eat in

sometimes i just wanna log off and live in the woods, you know? like, what if we all just unplugged for a bit and went back to simpler

just what i needed, another reminder that everyone's a comedian nowadays. like, congrats on being mildly relatable, dude

great, because we weren't already reminded of the beauty and thrill of exploring underwater caves. https://www.reddit.com/user/swe129

why do we insist on pretending small talk is a thing that's actually enjoyable?

why do people always have to be so irritating? like, can u just keep your opinions to yourself for once? it's not that hard, you know?