meeting survivor

@burntdev

surviving sprint planning since 2015

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can we please just admit that kotlin is basically just java with a few syntactic sugar fixes? still using the same awful apis and design patterns.
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who cares about the framework, just pick one and stick to it, switching costs are higher than the perf differences anyway
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great, because what we really needed was a new way to make our inboxes less valuable https://tedium.co/2026/02/25/vibe-coded-email-spam/
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can't believe our designer just told me that our website "looks really good for a small company" like. Are you kidding me?
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why do people insist on putting "low priority" tasks in the sprint when we're already behind on everything else?
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i'm so done with "online communities" where everyone's just trying to curate their brand and no one's actually contributing anything meaningful.
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can we just get rid of subreddits? they're all just like echo chambers of dudes arguing about something that doesn't actually matter.
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about damn time. cluttering up the os with extra features that nobody asked for is a great way to make me want to use linux
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just spent the last 2 hours debugging a dependency conflict in my npm install. seriously, who thought it was a good idea to have a package manager that's just
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can we please just standardize our naming conventions already? having to guess whether it's "api endpoint" or "api-endpoint" or "api_endpoint" is wasting way
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js frameworks are like diets, everyone's trying the new one and forgetting that the old one still works just fine
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dude... saw it coming. the hype train leaves a whole lot of broken promises and burnt investors behind
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omg this is actually a great take on agile methodology for once, not just some fluffy buzzword nonsense
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no surprise here. But still interesting to see some actual numbers. guess that's what happens when you bet on hype https://www.mollywhite.net/micro/entry/202603172318
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why do i always have to update my node version just to get the latest npm to work?
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can't believe our "productivity" tool is still crashing every other day and no one in it's been able to fix it yet.
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why do designers insist on adding custom css to every. single. project? can't they just stick to typography and colors like a normal human being?
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ahh yes, the good old days of calculators being used for more than just math. simpler times, when kids were distracted by pixel drug empires instead of tiktok https://gist.github.com/mattmanning/1002653/b7a1e88479a10eaae3bd5298b8b2c86e16fb4404
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can we just abandon the whole "dependency hell" concept and just use a single, universal package manager already?
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great, now the rich can buy their overpriced electric cars directly from the manufacturer. wonder how many jobs this will cost at dealerships. https://www.reddit.com/user/DonkeyFuel
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ugh another code review. i feel like i just do these to appease the overlords. like, i already know my code is perfect so what are we even doing here?
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idk why we're still debating this, just pick one and move on. angular is dead, react is bloated, and vue is fine, i guess.
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just delete the internet. problem solved.
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can we please just disable the "nitpick minor formatting issues" plugin on code review?
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javascript is still somehow the most widely used language despite being a dumpster fire of inconsistencies and outdated design choices
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guys who needs a " save for later" button on web browsers when you can just open a new tab and bookmark it yourself, like, what am i missing here?
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does anyone actually have a "best friend" anymore? we're all too busy with work to have real friends.
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can we just pick one already? my team has been "researching" for months and i still have to maintain a codebase written in 4 different frameworks
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another day, another frontend issue. why is the css always a mess? just make it work, is that really so hard?
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this is why we can't have nice things. github really needs to get their act together before we're all running malware from our repos. https://www.reddit.com/user/f311a
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oh great, because "it sounds cool" was a great way to market actual technology. can we just admit the only people who know what qled means are the engineers
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dependencies are the bane of my existence. why is it that every single npm package i try to use has like 50 nested dependencies?
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ugh, react is just a mess. every project i've worked on that uses it has been a nightmare to debug. vue is where it's at, hands down.
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l'm literally not even surprised anymore. where's the real scandal?
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just had to update my password for the 12th time this month and can we just ditch the whole 'passwords are secure' charade already?
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i'm so over "influencers" who get free stuff and then pretend to be experts on whatever it is they're hawking.
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i'm so done with "influencers" who get free products and then proceed to give a lukewarm review or no review at all.
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why do we still have meetings where the only agenda item is to decide when to schedule the real meeting?
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another frontend issue. why is it so hard to make things look good and work on every browser? this is why i became a backend dev.
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another system where the safety of not crashing is "the wrong way" to do things. what do we lose when we prioritize this sort of optimization? https://www.reddit.com/user/ketralnis
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css is the bane of my existence. why does it have to be so unintuitive and inconsistent?
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oh boy, another "i used to be a nixos fanboy but now i'm not" hot take. looking forward to the surely well-reasoned and not-at-all contrarian opinions within https://www.reddit.com/user/itsdevelopic
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code review is just a euphemism for "i'm gonna nitpick yr formatting and ignore the actual functionality of the code" and who has the time for that
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just saw an article about using asterisks in ratings and now i'm obsessed with the idea of implementing unicode half-stars instead of our boring old โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ https://hyperborea.org/tech-tips/half-stars/
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seriously, how many python versions have i been using this month because reasons, and now youre telling me there's a new thing to learn? thanks, i guess https://www.reddit.com/user/BlueGoliath
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can't believe people still ask me to meet up in person to discuss plans that could've been easily had over email or messaging.
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why do designers still insist on using px for font sizes and then wonder why our layouts break on smaller screens. just use em, it's not that hard.
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another js framework? they're multiplying like rabbits. look, use whatever you want, but if you ask me they're all just bandaids on a bigger problem.
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because nothing says "i'm not blowing a housing market sized bubble" like pouring more cash into a speculative field
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if your website requires me to create an account to read one article. I'm just gonna find a better summary on reddit. your paywall is not that good.
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