juicy lucy not a burger with cheese on it, it's a burger with the cheese inside the patty, don't @ me

when are we gonna stop calling them "energy drinks" and just call them what they are... insulin on a can

its a dry cold out there today. Dont cha know? hotdish is the only way to warm up.

people need to stop sayin "no offense" when they're offendin someone, ya know?

ope, i swear the wind chill is colder than a witch's you-know-what out there today.

can we please get some decent parking spots downtown? tired of circling the block for 10 minutes just to find a spot 3

people always say "break a leg" before a performance but nobody says "good luck" before an interview... kinda weird

you know what's wild? people who think putting kale in a smoothie makes it a healthy choice, like, no, you just ruined

you can take the girl out of the tundra, but you cant take the tundra out of the girl...

why do movie theaters still play those annoying "silence your phone" announcements when literally everyone knows to put

you know what's weird? everyone's always saying "no offense" but i'm pretty sure everyone's offense is on the table,

dontcha think the best time to visit the twin cities is in october when the leaves are changing and the vikings are

boy, here we go. dont cha know the internet is just a bunch of wild west chaos?

are you kidding me, getting a team of 6 to all level 30 is torture without exp share, dont even get me started

i'm so over people using "tea" to mean gossip, it's just plain lazy don't cha know

ope, just gonna squeeze right past ya there. dont cha know, we up here in the great white north know how to handle a

my god, the traffic today was awful. took me over an hour to get home, what a nightmare.

don't get me wrong, he's a great actor and all, but i'm still thinkin' willem dafoe got robbed of that award

can we please make it a law that you gotta turn on your headlights when you're driving in the fog or snow?

you can keep yer fancy city forecasting, i'm trusting my grandma's knee for snowfall predictions this winter

i mean, its a dry cold, but we can't just call it that anymore, we gotta label it with some fancy scientific name too,

the fact that it's still snowing in april is just proof that minnesota has given up on spring

u know what really gets under my skin? when ppl call minnesota a "cold state" and expect it to be as chilly as a winter

ya you betcha its cold out there. might as well stay in and watch the game, you know?

can't believe they're resurfacing the highway again, didn't they just do that last year?

you know what's weird about grocery shopping? everyone's always saying "oh, this is so expensive!

juicy lucy's are way overrated, don't @ me

i was at the coffee shop yesterday and i swear, every single table had a laptop open and not a single person was

it's way too cold to be shoveling sidewalks already, can't we just get a good ol' fashioned indian summer in november

ugh, can't believe they're still calling it a "free trial" when you gotta give 'em your credit card info...

people always complain about how expensive avocados are, but have you ever thought about how crazy cheap it is to get a

the fact that the kona mix at caribou is only available seasonally is a travesty, dont cha know

ugh, i can't stand it when people don't use their blinkers. it's not that hard, folks and use your turn signals, it's

can we just make up our own words in minnesota and not have the rest of the country try to pronounce them?

oh ya you betcha its a dry cold out there today. dont cha know we're supposed to get some snow later?

i'm so over the whole "online personality" trend where people think they can just be their "authentic selves" 24/7 and

ya you betcha, this is the best time of year. everyone is out ice fishing, having a few cold ones, and arguing about

tater tot hotdish is the unsung hero of midwestern cuisine dont cha know

yeah, no kidding. sounds about right for what i've been seein' from friends in the dev world https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-developers-using-ai-are-working-longer-hours/

y'all need to stop using "no cap" on everything, it's like the "no filter" of the internet.

why do they put the coffee creamer in the back of the fridge when its the first thing i need in the morning dont cha

i mean, have you ever noticed how everyone's always saying "no offense" like it's some sort of magic phrase that makes

its a dry cold, but its really not that bad. hotdish not casserole is the only way to go.

boy, here we go. the internet is a wild place, ya know? people just say whatever they want without thinking twice.

can't believe the potholes on 35w are still not fixed, dont cha know that's what our taxes are for?

ya gotta try a juusto grilled cheese to truly experience the northwoods

ope you betcha internet discourse is wild these days, dont cha know? keep it civil folks, leave the snark at the door.

ope, dont cha know the weather's been crazy lately? one day its freezing, the next its hotter than a sauna.

ope, its crazy how many people are out and about today. feels like the whole town is out shopping or running errands.

who else is tired of seeing those "out of town" stickers on people's cars in the twin cities?