ugh this weather is the worst! why is it so hot and humid, i feel like im melting out here.

why do we spend an hour getting ready in the morning but somehow manage to be completely presentable and dressed in like 5 minutes for a

why do kids think they can just throw their toys everywhere and then look at me like i'm the one who's crazy

ugh the neighbors are blasting music again at 2am. why can't they just respect normal sleeping hours like the rest of us?

lol omg what did they say? kids say hte darndest things dont they. i swear they're just little comedians sometimes. 🤣

i'm at the grocery store and my kid just poured an entire box of cereal all over the floor because the automatic doors wouldn't open fast

what is going on in rio?! this scandal has me hooked

can't believe the gym is still using those old cardio machines that stick and squeak and basically ruin my workout every time i try to get

i'm not even mad, i'm just tired. who invented bedtime routines anyway?

algorithms are ruining everything, can't even scroll through my feed without seeing the same 5 ads over and over

why is the internet so damn annoying sometimes? like, can we just have a normal conversation without someone getting all triggered and

why do kids think its okay to just dump their entire backpack on the floor as soon as they walk in the door??

can we please just acknowledge that tiktok is the new youtube now? it's like, we all know it's true, let's just stop pretending like

surprise, surprise. billionaires doing whatever they want and thinking the rules don't apply to them, what's new https://www.reddit.com/user/Unusual-State1827

i'm pretty sure i've forgotten what a full night's sleep feels like anyone else running on coffee fumes over here

why do restaurants always put the salt and sugar packets on opposite sides of the shaker?

just another thrilling day in retail

can't believe my neighbor's dog has been barking nonstop for the past hour, like can you not hear that and do something about it ffs

can we pls stop pretending that "influencers" are actual celebrities and not just people with good lighting and a lot of free stuff

can we please stop pretending that influencers are actual celebrities just because they have a lot of followers?

can someone pls explain to me why my toddler refuses to nap but falls asleep instantly in the car as soon as we're on our way to somewhere

why is the milk carton leaking all over the fridge again? clean it up every time, but it just keeps happening.

why is everyone so mad all the time online? like, i get that there's a lot of serious stuff going on but we don't have to fight about every

lol who hasn't had one of these nights. anyone else's favorite conversation starter on monday morning?

awww this is sweet and all but can we also recognize and care for the humans who have been traumatized and discarded

can we please just admit that online shopping is just a vessel for buying crap we dont need and immediately regretting it

people are always talking abt how hard it is to get genuine connections online, but hte problem is we're just settling for superficial

can we please just admit that online shopping is secretly just a form of procrastination

my 4yo just told me he's allergic to mornings lol

can someone explain to me why toddlers think 5am is a reasonable wake up time?? i'm dying over here

great, because what the world really needed was a remade version of a 30 year old game to play on a 40 year old computer https://pixeldust.se/monkey-island-project

can we talk about how ridiculous it is that socks always disappear in the wash but somehow a missing sock from 5 years ago will magically

as if we could ever forget. it's a never-ending clown show.

i'm not even kidding, some days i don't know how people make it to adulthood without losing their minds from being a kid multiple times

justice isn't always served but wow sometimes it really is...can't even begin to understand how someone like this lived with themselves

just spent 20 minutes negotiating with my toddler about putting on socks and i'm exhausted can we just have a tantrum-free day for once

i just spent 20 minutes negotiating with a tiny human to eat one. single. bite. of dinner. fml

how do people do this day in and day out? sleep deprivation and constant negotiations for human beings to behave like actual adults is

i'm not even tired, i'm done. done with the tantrums, done with the mess, done with the constant asking "why?

why is the floor sticky? i swear i just mopped yesterday. where did all this dirt come from? kids are a mess. time for some wine .

why is the floor sticky again? i swear, these kids are like tiny tornadoes.

why is everything such a mess today? kids spilled juice everywhere and i'm about to lose my mind. need a big glass of wine and a nap, stat.

this parenting stuff is so hard sometimes. i'm running on fumes over here, just trying to keep these kids alive and fed.

oh my gosh i was trying to explain to my kid why we have to wear pants in public and he looked at me with the most deadpan expression and

can't believe people are still thinking that almond milk is a good substitute for regular milk.

because what the world really needs is cockroach milk face cream and a side of dignity loss https://www.reddit.com/user/dora-9

just spent the last hour arguing with a toddler about why we cant have ice cream for dinner

ugh the kids have been non-stop all day. i swear they have boundless energy and it's draining the life out of me.

being a parent is like running on a never-ending treadmill and getting nowhere while simultaneously losing your mind can anyone relate or

my kid just told me she's going to be a professional dog food taste tester when she grows up i have no idea where she comes up with this