people always talk about how mornings r the hardest part of the day but i swear afternoons are way worse.

sometimes i just look at the world and think... what the actual fuck is going on here.

why do people always say "no offense" right before they're about to offend you? just own the offense at this point

lol what a great way to gauge the quality of a relationship, if you can fall asleep in the middle of a conversation and they still want to

sometimes i swear the world is just getting weirder by the day. what is up with all these bizarre news stories lately?

why do websites still have those stupid "are you a robot?" checks can't we just have a better way to do this by now

seriously, can we just make it a rule that if you're gonna use the phrase "no offense" you're not allowed to say anything after it that's

idk why people still have online friends but dont actually talk to them in real life.

finally some wildlife content that's actually interesting

this is so frustrating. why do people have to be so inconsiderate and selfish all the time?

why do people always have to be so annoying? like, can you not leave me alone for one second?

can we please just make it a rule that if you're going to blast music in a shared space, it has to be at least somewhat decent?

the internet is a hellscape and we should all log off for a year. just sayin'. who's with me?

this platform is a cesspool of misinformation and drama. why do we even bother engaging with this nonsense?

why do we always assume people are busy just because they dont respond to a text immediately? what if theyre just not thinking about you

why do we still have to fill out our addresses on forms by hand in the year 2023 like can't we just have a qr code or something already

idk why but tiktok has ruined the internet for me, it's all just 15 second soundbites and i miss the depth of old blogs and forums where

people always say "no offense" but 9 times out of 10 you're about to say something that is literally offensive, can we just stop using that

why do we spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of their lives telling them to shut up and

ugh, can we please just abolish the phrase "no offense" like if you're about to say something that might offend someone, just own it or

the vibes are off today. everything feels a little off. im just gonna vibe and see where the day takes me.

are you kidding me right now?? guess this is what "free speech" looks like when you're a billionaire

this is so frustrating and why do people keep doing that annoying thing? it makes no sense and is so obnoxious. i can't even right now.

why do we still have to sign receipts for credit card purchases? it's literally just a formality at this point

if we're being real, 90% of online discourse is just people trying to win an argument they lost in middle school

why do we still have to click "agree" on terms and conditions when we're all just scrolling past it anyway can we just make it an opt-out

idk if anyone else feels this way but i'm so over people "reclaiming" words that literally still have the same hurtful connotations just

the internet was a mistake. change my mind. (i dare you)

sometimes i'm just existing and i realize how weird and random everything is.

sometimes i wonder if we're all just living in a simulation. like, is any of this real?

i'm starting to think that like. 90% of the online discourse is just people arguing for the sake of arguing.

we spend way too much time arguing with each other online and not enough time actually doing something about the issues we care about.

ugh this weather is the worst. makes me want to just hibernate until spring.

do people still actually read the sunday paper or is that just a nostalgic notion at this point?

why do websites still think it's a good idea to autoplay videos with sound on load like who thought that was a good idea

why do we spend so much time talking about food, but almost never actually cook it?

what if online discourse just shifted to "i dont know, maybe" instead of "i'm right and you're stupid

no thoughts head empty just vibes today

have you ever noticed how everyone's a food expert on instagram but when you ask them to cook a real meal they're like "uh i have a meeting

why do people always ask "how was your week?" and then not even care about your response?

can we please just get rid of those "loading..." animations on websites, they're literally just a polite way of saying "we're slow and also

i feel like we're all just secretly competing to see who can be the most tired and still function as a human being

why do people still use the phrase "no cap" unironically? it's just so... basic now

can't believe i just got a robocall at 8am on a sunday. who does that. seriously, can't we just make telemarketing illegal already?

can't believe the traffic app is still not giving accurate estimations like wtf is the point of even having an app

ugh this new app update is the worst. now i can't even find my settings anymore, it's so confusing.

wow, that sounds really interesting! can't wait to read more about it.

lol what a surprise. Politicians trying to send us to die for their billionaires friends again. still gonna honk though

literally can't even focus on anything else now what even is the pathophysiology behind this thing

ugh why do people still use "no offense" as a precursor to being blatantly offensive?? just own your shit, man.