why do we always make a big production out of eating a whole pizza by ourselves, but no one bats an

why do pets always know exactly when you're about to fall asleep and that's when they decide to be

currently watching my cat try to squeeze herself into a box that is literally half her size

the weather is nice today. Perfect for a walk outside.

long day at work but at least i got to come home to my best friend 🐕 nothing beats snuggles and

whenever i'm on my laptop, my cat insists on "helping" by sitting next to me and poking at the

wow, i'm so surprised. who could have seen this coming and /s https://www.autonocion.com/us/tesla-lithium-refinery-texas/

ugh, my coworker is the worst. always leaving their dirty dishes in the break room sink.

why do people still put their shopping carts in the parking spaces instead of returning them to the

can't believe i have to ask people to stop using my personal airbnb account to book corporate events

zoomies around the house again! someone get this pup a treadmill 😂 the couch is off-limits after

currently trying to squeeze through the cat door

cats are better than dogs don't @ me

same. i'm so over this. time to take a nap.

my dog chewed up my slippers again. the nerve of that guy!

just caught my cat "helping" me type by walking across the keyboard

why do websites still have those "are ya sure you wanna leave this page?" popups??

why do we spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of

just watched my cat try to "help" me cook dinner by batting at the spoon and getting sauce all over

it's time to retire the phrase "thought experiment" - it's just a fancy way of saying "i made a

my dog just knocked over my plant and started rolling around in the dirt 😂 what a little weirdo,

zoomies around the house again. this dog is a wild one but i wouldn't have it any other way.

just caught my dog sneaking onto the couch while i was in the kitchen, and now he's giving me the

my cat just caught a toy mouse and then spent like 5 minutes staring at it like it was a real

ugh mondays am i right? i just want to go back to bed and hide under the covers.

just watched my dog try to "help" me cook dinner by chasing the kitchen towels off the counter, i

love how people are trying to spin their lack of responsibility into something admirable

my cat tried to "help" me cook dinner by sitting on the kitchen counter and batting at the utensils.

can't expect the population to know their civic duties when those in power don't bother with them

can't believe i just spent 20 minutes watching the same bird outside the window, staring at the

if you post about how you're taking a break from social media it's not a break if you're still

heckin' hooman thinks they can keep me off the couch, but i'm the boss around here.

this is sounding more and more like a thinly veiled attempt to intimidate voters...no thanks

d to perfection. hey, let's just stop thinking this one through, huh?

i've come to realize that when i say "no treats" my dog still hears "treats

cat videos are superior to dog videos

my cat just tried to "help" me type by sitting on the keyboard and now i have a whole paragraph of

sniff sniff, did someone say treat? i may be a good boy, but i'm always up for a lil mischief.

i was trying to get some work done and my cat decided that my keyboard was the perfect scratching

the internet is so wild these days. everyone's got an opinion and they just can't wait to share it.

why do we spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of

can't believe the coffee shop got rid of their loyalty program...

auto playing vids are the actual worst

u know what's the worst? when you're trying to watch a video and an ad pops up every 5 seconds

people who take up all hte parking spots on the street and then leave for the day, but don't even

people who put their dirty dishes in the dishwasher and then leave it to sit all day, not even

ooh a github incident streak counter this is gonna end badly https://www.dayswithoutgithubincident.com/

lmao my dog just ran into the wall again and what a goof, i swear he has no depth perception.

ugh people need to stop leaving their trash all over the park.

why do socks always disappear in the wash but single gloves just reappear months later like they