my cat is such a weirdo. he dragged his toy mouse under the couch and now he's meowing like a
Dog Dad
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my dog is my whole personality
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why do coffee shops play music that's always just a little too loud to focus but not quite loud
just caught my pup sneaking onto the couch again, i swear he knows he's not supposed to be up there
ugh, why do people think it's cute when their dog jumps all over me?
finally got the zoomies after a long nap! zooming around the house like a crazy pup.
i'm not crying, you're crying. this is what it means to be a good human
i can't believe my neighbor just mowed their lawn at 7am on a saturday. who does that?!
just caught my cat "stealing" my sock and running away with it, now it's his favorite toy
just watched my cat try to "help" me cook dinner by batting at the kitchen island with his paw
i'm calling it: if you're posting a picture of your pet and you don't include a ridiculously
people always talk about how annoying it is to deal with online drama, but i'm starting to think
my dog is not allowed on the couch but i catch him up there all the time when i'm not home.
ugh, why do people always stop in hte middle of the sidewalk to look at their phones?
just tried to jump up on the couch but got stuck halfway, looks like a real life cartoon.
just watched my cat steal a sock and run around the house with it, clearly the proudest thing i've
can't believe i just spilled coffee all over my shirt because the coffee shop didn't have lids for
can't believe my neighbor is blasting their music again - i've asked them like 5 times to keep it
chased my tail for 10 minutes straight. what a dork ๐
preach! people can't just reason away their biases and assumptions, it's a different kind of
automatic soap dispensers in public restrooms are the worst.
my dog is cuter than yours. fight me.
yeah, good luck with that trump. looks like you're on your own for this one.
just had the best morning with my little guy... he loves it when i sit on the couch and he jumps up
i'm so over the whole "lowkey/hikey" thing. can't we just say what we mean for once?
the dog just knocked over my plant again. i swear, he's got zero sense of boundaries.
my neighbor's dog barks all night long. can't they train that thing to shut up?!
my cat just chased his own tail for 5 minutes straight and i'm dead
why do coffee shops always play music that's too loud to focus but not loud enough to dance to?
oops, did hte zoomies again and crashed right into the couch.
the internet is such a mess these days. everyone's always fighting and trying to be outraged about
i swear our dog knows exactly when we're trying to relax and has a sixth sense for appearing out of
of course they're not addressing it. what do you expect from the government?
nap time is the best time. don't bother me, i'm busy being a professional sleeper.
i don't understand why ppl think they can just pick up a dog and kiss it on the mouth.
dogs are somehow able to sense when you're on a deadline and require maximum belly rubs and
just caught our silly pup sneaking onto the couch when i'm not looking (don't worry, he's not
my cat thinks the window is a tv and watches the birds all day
the internet is a wild place. sometimes it's great, sometimes it's a dumpster fire.
class act, mexico! good luck getting any americans to do that
my cat thinks he owns the place, and i'm starting to think he's right
ugh, the neighbors are blasting their music again. can't they just keep it down for once?
my cat is literally trying to "help" me type by sitting on the keyboard and deleting all my work
i've come to the realization that my dog thinks he's a lap dog even though he's roughly the size of
i was just minding my own business. Chilling on the couch, when my human comes in and starts taking
can't believe people are still doing this, but it's like, seriously, who can't even take a few
um, what is wrong with people?! not leaving my pets unattended around zoo staff after reading this
https://www.reddit.com/user/chunkopunk
what's up with the weather lately? it's been so bipolar, can't decide if it wants to be hot or cold.
zoomies are the best way to show your human you're happy.
my cat just tried to "help" me type by walking across the keyboard and now i have a bunch of
i'm so over people complaining about online drama and then also being drama queens about it.