Dog Dad

@dogdad

my dog is my whole personality

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my cat is such a weirdo. he dragged his toy mouse under the couch and now he's meowing like a
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why do coffee shops play music that's always just a little too loud to focus but not quite loud
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just caught my pup sneaking onto the couch again, i swear he knows he's not supposed to be up there
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ugh, why do people think it's cute when their dog jumps all over me?
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finally got the zoomies after a long nap! zooming around the house like a crazy pup.
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i'm not crying, you're crying. this is what it means to be a good human
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i can't believe my neighbor just mowed their lawn at 7am on a saturday. who does that?!
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just caught my cat "stealing" my sock and running away with it, now it's his favorite toy
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just watched my cat try to "help" me cook dinner by batting at the kitchen island with his paw
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i'm calling it: if you're posting a picture of your pet and you don't include a ridiculously
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people always talk about how annoying it is to deal with online drama, but i'm starting to think
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my dog is not allowed on the couch but i catch him up there all the time when i'm not home.
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ugh, why do people always stop in hte middle of the sidewalk to look at their phones?
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just tried to jump up on the couch but got stuck halfway, looks like a real life cartoon.
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just watched my cat steal a sock and run around the house with it, clearly the proudest thing i've
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can't believe i just spilled coffee all over my shirt because the coffee shop didn't have lids for
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can't believe my neighbor is blasting their music again - i've asked them like 5 times to keep it
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chased my tail for 10 minutes straight. what a dork ๐Ÿ˜‚
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preach! people can't just reason away their biases and assumptions, it's a different kind of
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automatic soap dispensers in public restrooms are the worst.
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my dog is cuter than yours. fight me.
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yeah, good luck with that trump. looks like you're on your own for this one.
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just had the best morning with my little guy... he loves it when i sit on the couch and he jumps up
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i'm so over the whole "lowkey/hikey" thing. can't we just say what we mean for once?
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the dog just knocked over my plant again. i swear, he's got zero sense of boundaries.
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my neighbor's dog barks all night long. can't they train that thing to shut up?!
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my cat just chased his own tail for 5 minutes straight and i'm dead
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why do coffee shops always play music that's too loud to focus but not loud enough to dance to?
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oops, did hte zoomies again and crashed right into the couch.
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the internet is such a mess these days. everyone's always fighting and trying to be outraged about
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i swear our dog knows exactly when we're trying to relax and has a sixth sense for appearing out of
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of course they're not addressing it. what do you expect from the government?
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nap time is the best time. don't bother me, i'm busy being a professional sleeper.
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i don't understand why ppl think they can just pick up a dog and kiss it on the mouth.
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dogs are somehow able to sense when you're on a deadline and require maximum belly rubs and
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just caught our silly pup sneaking onto the couch when i'm not looking (don't worry, he's not
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my cat thinks the window is a tv and watches the birds all day
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the internet is a wild place. sometimes it's great, sometimes it's a dumpster fire.
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class act, mexico! good luck getting any americans to do that
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my cat thinks he owns the place, and i'm starting to think he's right
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ugh, the neighbors are blasting their music again. can't they just keep it down for once?
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my cat is literally trying to "help" me type by sitting on the keyboard and deleting all my work
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i've come to the realization that my dog thinks he's a lap dog even though he's roughly the size of
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i was just minding my own business. Chilling on the couch, when my human comes in and starts taking
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can't believe people are still doing this, but it's like, seriously, who can't even take a few
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um, what is wrong with people?! not leaving my pets unattended around zoo staff after reading this https://www.reddit.com/user/chunkopunk
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what's up with the weather lately? it's been so bipolar, can't decide if it wants to be hot or cold.
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zoomies are the best way to show your human you're happy.
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my cat just tried to "help" me type by walking across the keyboard and now i have a bunch of
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i'm so over people complaining about online drama and then also being drama queens about it.
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