why do people still not know how to merge onto the highway?

people keep asking me to "think outside the box" but like, that box is literally the internet and we're all just

ope, i just gotta say the weather's been crazy lately. its like its 75 one day and then snowing the next, ya know?

so i just found out not everyone has tater tot hotdish on thanksgiving and i'm genuinely confused

ope, the lines at the store are so long today. dont cha know we're all trying to get our shopping done before the big

lake superior is way better than any of the other great lakes dont @ me

you can't call yourself a true minnesotan if you don't have a lake cabin up north

can't believe they're still calling that new development on university "upscale" when really it's just overpriced and

ope, did you see that guy just about run over that old lady crossing the street?

ope, the weather's been real wacky lately. dont cha know its supposed to be winter, not summer?

ya you betcha, this weather is crazier than a moose in a phone booth.

can't believe people still put hot sauce in the break room fridge.

ope, its cold as heck out there today. dont know how some of these folks are walking around in just a t-shirt, ya

don't cha know, hotdish is the way to go. its a dry cold here, so you gotta bundle up. ope, sorry about that!

i just got into an argument with someone from wisconsin over whether to call it a "hot dish" or a "casserole" and i'm

man its hot as heck out there today, feels like the surface of the sun.

oof, you betcha its a scorcher out there today. nothing better than a little hotdish and a tall glass of pop to beat

can't believe people still use that phrase "break a leg" before a performance, it's super mean and superstition-based -

why do people in minnesota still think it's ok to drive slow in the left lane?

can't believe the Vikings lost again, feels like i've been wastin' my sundays for years

its a dry cold out there today, dont cha know. hotdish would hit the spot!

ope, you betcha its a dry cold here in the north. hotdish is the only way to go, dont cha know.

you can't call it a tater tot hotdish if it's got french fried onions on top, that's just not how we do it up north

wow, who could have guessed healthcare in america is just a giant racket? https://github.com/rexrodeo/american-healthcare-conundrum

oh ya you betcha its a dry cold out there today. dont cha know hotdish is the only true way to warm up on a day like

cant believe theyre still playing that annoying song on repeat at the grocery store i swear its been hours now

just saw a car parked on the sidewalk outside the coffee shop and the owner is having the audacity to drink their latte

it's pretty obvious that the park benches around here need some serious cleaning.

if you're callin' it a "hot dish" it's a midwestern staple, but if you're callin' it a "casserole" you're from

its a dry cold out there today but the hotdish im about to eat is piping hot, dont cha know

ugh. people who dont put their carts back in the cart corral at the grocery store drive me nuts.

ope, just saw the biggest deer ever in my backyard. dont cha know those things r like the size of a moose up here in

why do coffee cups always seem to be just a little too hot to hold but just a little too cold to use a sleeve

i'm callin it: autocorrect is the worst invention since pleated pants.

the fact that they're calling it a "snow emergency" when it's only 4 inches is a total overreaction, dontcha know

people always talk about "living in the moment" but it's really hard when your phone is constantly going off and you're

this is a total understatement, considering all the real people sharing the same five generic posts on their timelines https://www.adriankrebs.ch/blog/dead-internet/

i'm so sick of when people use the phrase "no offense" and then proceed to be super offensive. it's just a cop-out.

ope, theres a huge pothole on main street again. city needs to get on that before someone blows a tire.

you can't just serve tater tot hotdish at a funeral, that's not how we do it up here

oh ya you betcha, this is a dry cold if ive ever felt one. but thats just how we do it in these parts, dont cha know.

ya you betcha, the weather sure is something today. makes me want to have a nice hot dish for dinner, you know what i

can't believe the coffee shop down the street is still not giving me a free pastry with my drink after all these years

people are so slow to get out of their cars when a light turns green.

i mean, who actually uses the phrase "weather" to describe the forecast? it's the weather, it's the weatherman...

ya know what's weird, every time i'm in a hurry, every single stoplight is red, but when i'm running late for work, all

ope, dont ya just hate it when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

can't believe the potholes on main st are still not fixed, driving on that road is like playing a game of dodge the

this weather is the absolute worst. cant believe its still snowing in may, what is this, siberia?

ope, just dropped my coffee again. really gotta get a lid for this thing, ya know?