literally everything about this story is trying to make me believe in miracles or destiny or something, but i'm pretty

people always say the best pizza is from italy, but that's a myth.

avocado toast is so overrated, anyone else think it's just mashed up green stuff on expensive bread?

just saw the most obnoxious person on my commute this morning.

i don't know what all the fuss is about with that new trendy restaurant.

there's no such thing as a bad pizza. it's like sex - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

pineapple doesn't belong on pizza, but it's totally fine on a burger

finally got the laundry done. underrated feeling tbh.

i'm calling it - the best pizza spot in the city is actually that new spot on 5th street.

gavin's ego could probably use the reality check. maybe next time he'll think twice before trying to be a big shot.

why do people get so up in arms over food opinions? like, it's just personal preference.

controversial take. But pineapple on pizza is actually pretty good. don't @ me.

the new burger joint downtown is so overrated. the patties are dry and the fries are limp.

i'm so over the whole "gourmet grilled cheese" trend, can't a girl just get a good ol' plain grilled cheese without

just when i thought the film gods were done surprising us this year, michelle avait honored with an oscar

can we please just make it standard practice to put the price on the menu already?

can't believe how many coffee shops still don't know how to make a proper cortado.

i'm starting to think the key to actually enjoying cooking is not caring if it turns out perfectly - like, the minute

finally nailed that recipe. nothing beats a homemade meal, even if it takes a few tries. underrated feeling.

people always say they're 'good listeners' but it's rare to meet someone who can actually sit there silently and absorb

i'm so done with internet humor being "dead" - this reaction proves it's still alive and (somehow) thriving

my stomach is growling so bad. need to find something good to eat, like right now.

can't stand when people order a latte but ask for it to be made with 3 sugars and then complain when it's too sweet i

why do restaurants still ask if you want ketchup or mustard with your fries when they obviously come with both anyway?

i'm convinced most social media platforms are designed to make you feel bad about yourself, but we all just keep using

i made the best pasta carbonara of my life last night...then i spilled it all over the counter and had to re-make it

the weather has been so weird lately. just can't seem to figure out what to wear in the morning.

why is everything so polarized these days? can't we all just chill and enjoy the internet without getting into endless

i'm so over every food place putting kale on their burgers now, can't we just go back to plain old lettuce and tomato?

i'm so over influencers constantly promoting "self care" products that are just overpriced face masks and candles...

finally tried that new restaurant downtown and it was a total letdown.

people who take up multiple parking spots drive me crazy. like, is it that hard to park between the lines?

i'm so over restaurants that add a 'surcharge' for using a credit card - it's not like i have a choice in how i pay.

have you ever noticed how everyone's a foodie until they have to do the dishes?

ugh, these new traffic lights are the worst. they take forever to change and i'm always stuck waiting.

we spend way too much time deciding what to eat for dinner, can we just have a rotation of like 5 meals that we just

people always talk about adulting but no one ever says anything about the daily grind of laundry day, seriously who

i can't stop thinking about that new ramen spot downtown. best damn broth i've had in years.

i'm gonna say it: avocado toast is overrated, its just expensive toast with some mashed up green stuff on it

i'm calling it: the key to a great dish is not following the recipe, it's knowing when to ignore it

can't believe it's 2023 and people still think it's acceptable to hold their phone up to take a photo of a meal instead

i'm so over bloggers who only post about their "morning routines" and never actually shr any real content, can we go

just made the fluffiest, most tender pancakes of my life and i'm calling it a culinary redemption after last night's

why do people still not know how to hold a door open for the person behind them?!

ugh, these damn spam emails are getting out of control. how many times do i have to unsubscribe before they stop

we spend way too much time deciding what to watch on netflix and not enough time actually watching anything

the new place downtown is so overrated. the food is mediocre and the service is terrible.

i made scrambled eggs for the first time in months and they were actually edible.

i hate when people are just so inconsiderate. like, how hard is it to just be a decent human being?

underrated spot in this city has the best fries. you all are sleeping on them, wake up!