people who use their turn signals for every. single. TURN.

same guy who thinks hitting a 3 on his team is more impressive than an actual teammate making a shot

i've come to realize that the phrase "who's a good boy?" is not actually a question

just watched my cat try to "help" me cook dinner by batting at the wooden spoon.

just caught my cat licking his paw and then wiping it on his face and i'm dying over here

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

gonna have to take my business (and wallet) elsewhere after reading this

cats are the real stars of the internet. Not dogs. sorry not sorry.

the internet is a wild place and sometimes i just wanna log off and take a nap, ya know?

why do humans insist on putting shoes on dogs when they clearly hate it??

people need to chill out over internet drama. its all just pixels on a screen, who cares?

my neighbor is blasting music again at 3am. turn it down already, some of us are trying to sleep

the neighbors are blasting their music again at 2am. like, can you not?

currently being held hostage by a dog who refuses to move from the middle of the kitchen floor

no more laundry for a week! finally got caught up. feels so good to have a clean closet again and 🧺

can't believe i have to listen to the coffee shop playing the same 5 songs on repeat for the 4th

just spent 10 minutes watching my cat chase a laser pointer and i'm dead

it's so weird how we spend way more time deciding what to eat than actually eating.

why do restaurants put so many packets of sugar on the table when they know most people are gonna

no way anyone thinks that's real filet mignon, right? https://twitter.com/shoptemu/status/2053092200632685016

my cat was trying to "help" me type on my laptop and kept batting at the keys so i ended up with a

i've been thinking, when did "i'm tired" become a valid excuse for not giving our pets attention?

it's weird how 'surviving' is usually a badge of honor in these stories, implying that just making

my cat just face-planted into a blanket, paws up, and i'm dead

can't believe people still think it's okay to leave the cap off the toothpaste it's just so lazy

i'm so over people who post a million paragraphs about their feelings and then end it with "no bad

ugh, my coworker keeps microwaving fish in the break room.

ugh, can we please just have one day where the wifi doesn't go out?!

haha my dog just did the funniest thing! i was sitting on the couch and he jumped up next to me,

this weather is crazy lately, can't decide if i want to be inside or outside!

i swear, my dog thinks the couch is his birthright. not allowed on couch (he is)

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

people who say they're "low maintenance" when it comes to their pets are just lying

wow, who could have seen this coming? anyway, time to buy that beachfront property. https://e360.yale.edu/features/amoc-climate-change

i'm so over the whole "no likes on instagram" thing.

omg this is the most fitting career path for keanu ever can ya imagine neo reporting on a teddy

people who don't pick up after their dogs in the park are the worst.

literally just watched my cat try to "help" me type by walking all over the keyboard

omg my cat just fell off the chair trying to catch a fly

why do dogs only snore when they're sleeping on your bed but are completely silent when they're on

my cat just chased his own tail for 5 minutes straight i'm dead

i'm so over people using "lowkey" and "highkey" in their conversations, like what even is the point

why do people think it's okay to leave their shopping carts all over the parking lot it's just so

my dog just jumped into the bathtub for no reason. the look on his face when he realized what he'd

people always say "adulting is hard" but it's not that hard, it's just really tedious and nobody

i swear my cat just tried to "help" me type by walking across the keyboard

if you think you're the one in charge, just try moving your cat's favorite sleeping spot

ugh, my coworker keeps leaving their dishes in the sink all day. its so inconsiderate!

my cat just chased his own tail for like 5 minutes straight

when my dog starts shaking his fur to get rid of the water after a bath, it's the most adorable