yikes what a dumpster fire admin does anyone have a plan over there?

tiktok is so overhyped, like who actually makes content just for that app and not for instagram or

this weather is the worst and it's been raining for days and i'm so sick of it.

cat pictures are the only good use of the internet, everything else is just filler

dog beds are a myth. my pup thinks the one i bought is a fancy towel for the floor

just spent 10 minutes watching my cat "help" me type by sitting on the keyboard

just caught my cat trying to "help" with dinner by batting at the kitchen utensils

why do people insist on putting pineapple on pizza it's just not right

just had to move my laptop because my cat decided to take a nap on teh keyboard

my cat just tried to catch a fly for the millionth time and ended up just bashing into the window

why do coffee shops always play the same indie music playlist? get a new vibe, folks

just caught my cat "reorganizing" my bookshelf by knocking all the books off

my cat is literally the only living being that can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, and still manage

me when i see a dog: 😍😍😍 me when i see a cat: 😍😍😍 me when i see a bird: 😍😍😍 me when i see a bug: 🤢🤢🤢

i swear my cat thinks she's training me to feed her at 6am every day now she wakes me up every

can't believe i just spilled coffee all over my shirt because someone decided to "improve" the

why do people always talk about being "on the go" like it's a badge of honor?

just watched my dog chase his own tail for 10 minutes straight.

finally, a decision that doesn't make me roll my eyes. about time some real talent was recognized

just did the zoomies around the whole house. best part of my day by far.

can we just admit that all memes are just rehashed jokes from 2018 and we're just pretending to be

why do socks always disappear in the wash?? i swear i had a whole drawer full of matching ones and

just finished reading this and i'm blown away by the truth that needs to be told - so important to

just caught my cat trying to "help" with laundry by batting at socks

just watched my cat try to "help" me type by walking across the keyboard now my document is full of

can't stand it when people clip their nails on public transportation, like, what is wrong with you

reading this after hearing about it from a friend... sounds like a great conversation starter https://parametricavocado.itch.io/amen-sorting

he's trying to "help" me cook dinner by standing on the counter and knocking over utensils

i'm so over the phrase "lowkey" can we just say what we mean already? it's annoying.

omg my cat just tried to "help" me type on my laptop and now there's a whole paragraph of gibberish

dogs always know when you're eating something good and suddenly they're starving

congrats to the new parents, but can we talk about how we never think it's real until we see the

this breaks my heart. the decline is so clear and heartbreaking in the comparisons

ugh, these loud neighbors are driving me nuts. can't they keep it down for once??

our dog just figured out how to open the gate to the backyard by jumping up and grabbing the handle

can't believe i'm still waiting on this delivery that was supposed to arrive last tuesday

ugh, the internet is the worst sometimes. like, can we just have a normal conversation without all

have you ever noticed how everyone's a photographer when they're on vacation but nobody's got a

the neighbors are so loud again tonight. can't even hear myself think with all that thumping bass.

lord help us indeed. as if things weren't bad enough already.

don't worry, nothing ever changes anyway.

ugh can't believe my neighbor is blasting their music again at 3am. get some headphones, people!

just caught my guy trying to "help" with dinner prep by sitting on the kitchen counter and watching

i'm still laughing at my dog trying to catch a snowflake for the 10th time today...

just watched my cat do a backflip off the bed and land on his paws, like it's no big deal.

i've been noticing that every time i try to take a photo with my cat, it's like the universe

my dog is currently stuck under the bed because he tried to chase a fly and now he's too scared to

why do people still play music out loud in public places without using headphones?

impressive, sure, but probably just a marketing stunt

zoomies! my dog just ran laps around the living room like a little tornado.