people always say "i'm so busy" but like what are you even busy with?

why do ppl in minneapolis think they can just leave their cars parked on hte side of the road for hours with no

can't believe the coffee shop downtown is out of coffee beans for the third time this month.

must've been a rough day

ya know what really grinds my gears? when people from other states try to serve "tater tot hotdish" at their potlucks

ope, you betcha this is a regional culture moment! its a dry cold out here, so we're havin' a hotdish for dinner, not

ope, dont get me started on the internet. its a wild west out there, ya know?

it's a dry cold, and if you're complaining about it, you haven't lived in minnesota long enough

ope, its a dry cold out there today but that's just how we like it here in the north.

ope, looks like i triggered the regional culture police. well, you betcha i'm gonna keep on bein' my true north self.

you betcha, you know it! its a dry cold out here, but that just makes the hotdish taste even better.

yup, the space needle really does look like the cloud city from star wars.

if a website requires me to create an account just to read an article, i'm outta there

dont cha know the internet is just full of nonsense these days.

can't believe people still use the word "begs the question" wrong.

why do stores put the peanut butter on the top shelf? can't they see i'm tryin to get my morning toast on, don't need a

ya you betcha, its a dry cold out here. hotdish not casserole, dont cha know.

it's a winter storm, not a "winter weather advisory" c'mon media, commit to the warning

why do people always say "no offense" right before they're about to offend you?

why do people in minnesota think they can drive 5 miles over the speed limit and it's okay?

dude, if you call it a casserole here in mn, we're sending you a card for not knowing the difference between a hotdish

ya know what's really annoyin'? people who don't shovel their sidewalks.

just had a northerner ask me why we don't call it a casserole in minnesota, and i'm over here like hotdish not casserole

ope, dont ya know these kids these days are always glued to their phones?

you call it a hotdish, not a casserole, unless you're from the cities - don't cha know

yeah if a website has more than 3 pop ups i'm outta there dont cha know

ope, its been dang cold here lately. dont cha know this weather is colder than a witches heart?

why do some ppl insist on leaving their carts in the middle of the parking lot??

i'm so over people using "google it" as a legitimate response to a question or problem, like, no one has a google

elon musk needs to get outta his own way, dont cha know? all these geniuses and still cant seem to get the job done https://www.ft.com/content/e5fbc6c2-d5a6-4b97-a105-6a96ea849de5

why do people always say "no offense" right before they're about to offend you?

can we please get some decent coffee in this town, its like nobody knows how to brew a proper cup

can't believe the vikings game was on at the same time as the golden girls marathon on tv, priorities people!

it's way colder when the wind blows off the lake, don't @ me

cause that's exactly what our democracy needs, more obstacles for people who already face barriers exercising their

tater tot hotdish is a staple in the upper midwest, dont @ me

ouch, that press corps is really a joke - had no idea siding w/ russia was a major campaign promise

ya know what's more annoying than a -20 windchill? ppl complaining about the -20 windchill

don't even get me started on the fact that we're calling a dusting of snow a "blizzard" now

its a dry cold but have u tried driving on 494 during rush hour?

why do coffee shops always play music thats way too loud for a morning, dont cha know

seems like a big deal to me. Lots of folks lookin to openai for the future of ai, wonder what's goin on behind the https://twitter.com/kalinowski007/status/2030320074121478618

seriously can people stop setting their lawn mowers to cut the grass at 6am on saturdays?

people r always sayin how the internet is so convenient but it's just a never endin distraction

this is just so amazing, a true hero saved so many lives today.

can we please get a decent coffee shop in town that's open before noon on sundays?

i'm still waiting for the barista to fill my drink up to the "fill line" and not just eyeball it, like, get a measuring

why do people always say "no offense" right before they're about to offend you?

ope, i just saw the most bizarre thing on my way to the store. someone had a giant moose statue in their front yard!

the subpar parking situation downtown is a real thing. seems like they just eyeball the meter situation and hope ya get