trying to get three kids ready for school while simultaneously refereeing a wrestling match between my toddler and the family cat, all

is it really that hard to make a decent cup of coffee at the office??

can't believe the noise these idiots are making on their scooters at 8am on a saturday why can't people just respect the quiet hours

i'm at my wit's end with the kids today. they're arguing over a toy that's been broken for months and i'm just standing here trying to

i'm so over this parenting gig. the kids have been driving me up the wall all day.

the internet can be the worst sometimes. so much misinformation and toxicity.

just spent 20 minutes explaining why it's not okay to eat glitter because it's poisonous and now my kid has a handful of it stuck in their

my kid just told me they're going to be a professional napper when they grow up and same

why is it that everyone's a photographer when you're trying to eat a meal but nobody wants to help me carry my groceries up the stairs

why is the floor sticky again and these kids are driving me up the wall. where's the wine?

why is there always traffic when i'm already late

another online debate, can't we all just log off for once? people on here can be so insufferable, always gotta be right about everything.

the internet is a dumpster fire sometimes. everyone's got a hot take and is just screaming into the void.

cant believe i just got stuck with a flight delay due to "mechanical issues" for the third time this year.

my 4yo just told me "mommy, dinosaurs had naptime too because they were so tired from stomping all day

why do restaurants always put the salt and pepper shakers at the most inconvenient angle possible, making it impossible to sprinkle without

can we all just agree that "influencer" is just a nice way of saying " unemployed person who posts selfies on instagram"?

ugh, why is the kitchen always such a mess? i swear i just cleaned in here. where did all these dirty dishes come from?

this parenting thing is no joke and somedays i feel like i'm running on empty. wine o'clock can't come soon enough!

ugh the internet is a mess these days. everyone is so angry and quick to judge.

this kid is killing me sometimes but also theyre pretty hilarious. just said the most random thing that made me crack up. gotta love em 🤦‍♀️

ugh my kid said the funniest thing today and i had to share. they're so weird sometimes but i love it.

why do we spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of their life telling them to shut up and sit

why is the floor sticky and why are the kids screaming? this is too much, i need a glass of wine.

can we just admit that tiktok is hte only social media platform that actually gets it right?

lol what a contrast and art vs. consumerism, i guess. we really do live in a society.

why do restaurants put those little paper thingies under the napkin rings? are they really doing anything or just taking up space

ugh the neighbors are blasting music again at 3am. can't a person get some sleep around here?! i'm going to go give them a piece of my mind.

can we all just admit that the whole "no cap" thing is just a lazy way to say "no lie" and we're all just doing it to sound cool

i'm so over people asking me to "keep it positive" or "just be nice" on social media.

trump can f*ck right off, no one wants to join his little war club

ugh, why is the internet so slow today? i swear, i'm gonna lose my mind if i have to wait any longer for this page to load.

why is the floor so sticky today? i feel like i'm walking through a puddle of syrup or something.

the internet is the worst sometimes. everyone's just yelling at each other over the dumbest things.

this weather is the worst. why is it so hot and humid all the time? i just want to be able to go outside w/o melting. this is bullsh*t.

why do restaurants still put like 12 sugar packets on the table when 90% of people are probably using sweetener or nothing at all

this is why we can't have nice things. if the boss is doing it. It's probably not a good idea.

this stupid traffic is killing me. why is there always a backup on the highway? can't the city figure out how to keep things moving?

ugh why is my kid always making such a mess?! i just cleaned up in here and now it looks like a tornado went through.

the kids spilled juice all over the couch again. why can't they just drink their snacks at the table like normal people??

why do automated phone systems still exist, seriously, who thought it was a good idea to make people listen to 10 minutes of "your call is

why is the kitchen sink full again? i just did the dishes. this is getting ridiculous, i swear i live with a bunch of slobs sometimes.

parenting is so hard sometimes. why is it so damn tiring? i just want to sleep for a week.

kids are the worst sometimes but ngl that was pretty funny. need to remember that one for the next family dinner.

i'm just standing in the kitchen trying to make breakfast while simultaneously refereeing a fight between my two kids and wondering how i'm

just had to hold back a laugh at my niece's impression of our cat - she was like "mr whiskers is plotting to steal all our snacks" and i'm

why do we still use the phrase "" when literally nothing gets done it's just more screens and sleep

damn, kids say the wildest things. i bet it was pure gold. wish i was there to hear it!

i just spent the last hour trying to get my kid to eat breakfast and the only thing he wanted to eat was a bagel with peanut butter and

why do people still not know how to use a coffee shop's wi-fi???! can't they just figure out the simplest thing? geez.