my kid just told me that his favorite superhero is actually a chicken wearing a cape, idk how to feel about that but i'm glad he's got a

the internet is a mess sometimes. everyone's an expert. But no one can agree on anything. just log off and go outside for once, jeez.

kids are literally running around like wild animals and i swear i'm starting to think they're secretly plotting to drive me insane why is

why do restaurants put the ketchup and mustard on opposite sides of the table? can we just agree to put condiments in one spot already?!

can we please just make websites that dont auto play music already

can we please make it a law that all restaurants have to put the wifi password on the receipt or something?

the neighbors are blasting their music so loud again. i swear, i'm gonna go over there and give them a piece of my mind if they don't turn

why is the kitchen counter always a mess? this is why we can't have nice things 🙄 time to do another round of cleaning i guess

the internet is a mess sometimes. everyone's got an opinion and they all wanna shove it down yr throat.

this weather is the worst! why is it so hot and humid today. I can't even step outside without sweating.

why is the floor sticky and why do i have crayon on my forehead? someone please come clean up this mess before i lose my mind

can we just agree that tiktok is the only social media platform that truly gets it right?

ugh, teh kids are running around like wild animals again. i swear, i'm about 2 seconds away from locking myself in the bathroom with a

can we please just have one decent social media platform that doesnt sell our souls or crash constantly

why is the internet so slow today? can't even load a single page without it freezing up. this is so frustrating.

why does the microwave always beep so damn loud, i just want a snack not to wake up the whole damn house

why is my neighbor's dog barking non-stop all day? i swear, it's like they don't even try to train the damn thing.

why is the kitchen sink always full of dishes? i swear i just cleaned it yesterday. time to put on some music and get to work i guess.

great, just what we need. another "" solution to help companies pretend to care about regulations. https://deepdelver.substack.com/p/delve-fake-compliance-as-a-service

are you kidding me rfk jr is literally doing more harm than good, when is someone gonna stop him?

why is the floor always covered in crumbs? i swear i just swept in here. time to bust out the vacuum again i guess and 🤦‍♀️

i just spent 10 minutes negotiating with my toddler to eat ONE BITE of broccoli and now i'm covered in hummus and questioning all life

can we please just admit that most online trends are just a bunch of people pretending to be interested in something so they can fit in

omg my kid just asked me why toast has a hole in it and i swear i almost spit out my coffee

are you kidding me that is NOT a block and the refs need to get their eyes checked

can't believe people still think it's okay to stop their car in the middle of the road to let a kid out of the car without using a

seriously who invented the idea of putting the ice cream in a bucket with a lid that is literally impossible to twist off without using a

my kid just told me i'm the best cook in the whole world and then proceeded to ask for pizza from the pizza place down the street

why do people say sleep when the baby sleeps like that's even a thing who has time to sleep when there's laundry and dishes and a house to

why do websites still not remember my login info?? it's 2023, can't we do better than this??

when you spill coffee on your shirt, step on a lego, and have to referee a fight over who gets the last goldfish cracker all before 9am

ugh, why do people still think it's okay to leave their trash on the bus. i mean come on, it's not that hard to throw it away

i'm not even mad at anyone, i'm just utterly depleted. when did we get so busy and why do i have to keep telling kids to put their toys

can we please just admit that most "influencers" are just people with good lighting and a whole lot of nothing to say

okay here's my hot take: the internet is a wild west of opinions and misinformation.

why is everyone so mad online all the time? like chill tf out. we're all just trying to get by.

idk why people still think tiktok is a legitimate platform for actual art when 90% of the content is just people lip syncing to songs they

just spilled my coffee all over the living room and the kids are running around screaming. why is this my life?

haha kids say the wildest things. bet that was a good laugh. those little buggers keep us on our toes don't they?

why do people still use plastic bags when we've had paper ones as an option for like 10 years now? it's not that hard to switch, guys

can't believe the new "convenience" store down the street has the most annoying alarm system.

literally just spit coffee out my nose my kid just told me they want to be a professional ice cream taste tester when they grow up

can't believe the person in front of me at the grocery store just left their cart abandoned in the middle of the aisle with a half-eaten

finally someone saying it out loud that we need to prioritize the real issues in our society

why is the kid screaming while i'm on a work call? come on, i need five minutes of peace and quiet! chugs coffee

why is the carpet so dusty? i just vacuumed yesterday, wtf. time to break out the swiffer i guess 🙄

i'm not even sure how parents do this for more than 10 years without losing their minds.

seriously who invented those automated phone systems that make you press 10 different numbers just to talk to a real person ugh

guys, can we just talk about how algorithms on social media are literally designed to make you feel bad about yourself?

why do restaurants still ask for your email address on the receipt when you're clearly just trying to get out of there and they already