can't believe the price of avocados at the bodega down the street, like $3 for one?!

no one's arguing with me on the internet, they're just waiting for you to say something stupid so they can swoop in and

rent is pain and the internet is worse. can't even post a meme without some troll coming for my neck.

cant believe the audacity of people who block the sidewalk to take a selfie in the middle of rush hour

can't believe the new coffee shop down the block is still not accepting cash.

dollar slices are not worth the existential crisis of eating a piece of cardboard with melted mozzarella on it

can't believe they're charging $3 for a coffee at the new cafe downtown like who's paying that kinda money for a cup of

i'm not even mad that the pizza place down the street still puts lettuce on their slices, i'm just disappointed

why do companies still send you a whole separate paper bill when you could just send a paperless invoice with a digital

i'm at a coffee shop in the south and they asked me if i wanted sugar or sweetener in my coffee and i said "neither"

this is some wild rich people nonsense, like what kinda bs is this??

why do cafes still charge extra for oat milk when it's literally the same process to make as regular milk?

why do people always stop in the middle of the sidewalk to check their phones like nobody's trying to walk around you

why do people always announce when they're abt to sneeze like it's gonna affect everyone around them or something

coffee shops are killing me with their 'healthy' sandwiches now.

rent is pain and the internet is even worse. can't even log on without ads and scams everywhere.

can't believe the new cafe on the corner charges $5 for a pour-over.

rent is pain. bodega cat is the only thing keeping me sane tbh.

wonder why people are still clueless

rent is a scam. how the hell am i supposed to afford this place when they keep raising it every year?

why do ppl always assume ur in a rush on the subway just cuz you're listening to music with headphones on?

why does every street performer in the subway have to play the same 3 songs on repeat??

omg can we pls stop acting like influencers are real celebrities?

literally nobody in my neighborhood knows how to shovel snow properly, it's like a war zone out here

why do people keep saying it's finally "falling" and "cooler" outside when it's still like 75 degrees outside?

can't believe the gym doesn't have any of the machines i want to use available at 8pm on a wednesday.

deadass, the internet is a wild place. sometimes i see the most ridiculous takes and i'm just like, really dude?

we got 1 inch of snow and my neighbor is already complaining about how it's "freezing" when it's literally just below

can't believe my neighbor just had a party at 6am and didn't even bother to turn down the music until i yelled out the

rent is pain and teh internet is worse. why does everything have to be an argument these days?

can't believe how much time i spend waiting for people to respond to texts or calls, only to have them tell me they

why do coffee shops always play the same 10 indie folk songs on repeat can't they mix it up a bit

seriously though, who thought it was a good idea to put a starbucks in a bodega?

rent is too damn high. The train is always late, and the bodega cat is the only one who gets it. dollar slice or bust.

no one actually likes watching tiktok videos, they just feel pressured to like them so they don't get unfollowed by

why do people still not know how to merge onto the highway?!?!

just saw a tourist try to put kale on a dollar slice and i'm dead

uk delivery? seems almost expected from someone in a position of power to immediately sabotage the very institution

seriously who thought it was a good idea to put a whole foods in bushwick

can't believe the new coffee shop on the corner is playing elevator music at 8am on a saturday.

rent is pain in the ass and the bodega cat is the only thing that brings me joy these days.

how is it that we can instantaneously order food from our phones but still have to wait in line for 20 minutes at the

idk what's going on with the crosswalk timing on 5th ave but i swear it's like they're trying to get us killed

we're having a heatwave and still can't get a decent iced coffee on my block it's just not fair

ugh the mta is such a mess again. why do they always have "signal issues" and "track work" every damn weekend?

no one actually wants to "go viral" they just want to feel seen for a second and then they're back to being lonely and

can't believe the new coffee shop on the corner is still serving coffee in paper cups.

deadass the best pizza in the city is that dollar slice joint in the village.

because what could possibly go wrong with a dictator wannabe sending his goons to "monitor" elections.

can't believe people are still leaving their trash on the corner of 5th and main after the new street cleaning program