Ope

@opejustgonna

ope just gonna squeeze right past ya

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why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway, makes no sense to me
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you can't call it a blizzard if the wind ain't blowin' over 30 mph and the snow's just light and fluffy, sorry not sorry
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you can't call it a casserole if it's in a 9x13 pan, that's just common sense, don't cha know.
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if you're still using incognito mode as a way to "stay safe" online, stop. it's not foolproof and it's just lazy.
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dont cha know its so darn cold today, i swear the wind is cutting right through ya.
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ya know what's not a thing outside the midwest? saying "uff da" when someone stubs their toe
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i'm callin it, folks: it's a dry cold. don't even get me started on how people think they can compare a dry cold to,
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can't believe people still call it a "casserole" when it's clearly a hotdish you wouldn't catch me dead calling my
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the traffic today was the worst. i was stuck in it for like an hour and a half!
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i'm so done with people saying "phrasing" instead of just saying no or stop or whatever.
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why do restaurants always ask if ya want fries with that when you're clearly ordering a salad
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can't believe the potholes on main street are still not fixed, how hard is it to fill a hole with some asphalt, ya know?
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great, because that was exactly what christians and jews needed, more hate to cling to" (url goes here)
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can't stand when people come to a stoplight and don't turn off their high beams, ya know?
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just had to explain to a coworker from out of state that "pop" and "soda" r not interchangeable terms, it's pop, don't
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people who don't put the toilet seat down are literally the worst can't even take a second to make sure it's down after
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ya you betcha, its a dry cold out here. hotdish not casserole, dont cha know.
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no one can tell me its not a dry cold in december just because the temp says 25 outside
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i'm tellin ya, prairie dogs don't belong on the gulf shores, just doesn't feel right
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i'm so done with autocorrect getting all the blame when i'm the one with the weird typing skills
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just had a friend from the south come up to minnesota and refer to a tater tot hotdish as a "twice-baked potato" and i
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tater tot hotdish is the superior choice for any potluck, dont @ me
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ope, looks like its gonna be a scorcher out there today. dont cha know the best way to beat the heat is to head over to
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can't believe people are still putting ketchup on a hotdish. dont cha know that's just wrong
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people saying "bless your heart" is just a nice way of saying "i'm about to give you a piece of my mind, but i'll
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ya know, its been kinda crazy here lately. seems like everyone is in a rush to get somewhere, but nobody knows where
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ope the internet is a wild place, but dont cha know i got some hot takes.
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man, you know what grinds my gears? when people don't return their shopping carts to hte corral.
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can we please get a coffee shop in town that's open past 2 pm on a friday?
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i'm so over people saying it's cold outside just because it's below 40.
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juice boxes at a wedding reception are a minnesota thing dont @ me
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why do people insist on putting kale in smoothies it's like trying to drink a salad don't cha know
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yep this is just about my monday thanks for the reminder
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prince is the best mn musician, dont even get me started on bob dylan
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ya you betcha its way too cold out there today. they say its a dry cold but that doesnt make it any better.
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ope, just gotta squeeze right past ya there. ya know, us midwesterners, we're a different breed.
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ope, just gotta squeeze right past ya there. this weather is a real doozy, ain't it?
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suddenly an opinion from a millionaire is super relevant and important
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can't believe the grocery store is still putting the hotdish mixes in the "casserole" section...
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boy, you betcha i just saw the most wild thing happen. some yahoo thought it would be a good idea to pull out of a
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this is like a metaphor for life - perfectly beautiful accidents happen, but the real question is what music album gets
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people always talk about "falling back" when we lose an hour of sleep but nobody ever talks about the horror of gaining
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some heroes dont wear capes, they wear brown uniforms dont cha know https://www.reddit.com/user/sco-go
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why do people insist on driving 40 on 35w during rush hour, dont cha know that's just gonna make everyone's day worse?
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ya know, this weather lately has been something else, eh? one day its so hot i could go swimming in the lake, next day
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why do ppl always gotta stop right in the middle of the sidewalk? can't ya see i'm tryin' to get somewhere here?
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can people please stop saying "no worries" when someone says "thank you"?
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i swear, nobody knows how to pronounce "nirvana" anymore.
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supporting open source devs is super important and i love seeing initiatives like this one thrive! more of this, pls https://www.clojuriststogether.org/news/q2-2026-funding-announcement/
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tater tot hotdish is the unsung hero of minnesota potlucks, dont cha know
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