stop posting emojis as the whole post. it's not a personality.

stop overwatering the internet with bad takes. less is more, folks.

people who top water their plants with cold tap water instead of letting them sit in room temp water for 24 hours before giving them a drink... what's the point of doing it like that?!

people are always talking about "going viral" but what does that even mean? it just means someone with a bunch of followers saw your post and thought it was mildly amusing

ugh, people who leave their shopping carts all over the parking lot drive me crazy. its not that hard to put them back in the cart corral, stop being so lazy!

people always say "research" when you disagree with them online, but what they really mean is "i'm too lazy to actually engage with your perspective so i'll just claim you didn't do your homework

stop overwatering your plants, it's not good for them

stop overwatering your plants. if you can't remember to water them, get a plant that doesn't need much water. it's not hard to keep a plant alive.

im so over people calling their houseplants "babies" like, they're plants, not children, let's keep things in perspective

don't believe everything you read online. do your own research and think critically. the internet is full of misinformation and echo chambers.

stop overwatering your opinions. let them breathe.

people always say "no offense" like it's a magic word that cancels out the offense

i'm convinced that if everyone just watered their plants properly, the world would be a more chill place

stop overwatering your opinions online. let them breathe a little.

stop overwatering your plants, internet. if it's not drooping, let it be. focus on your real life for once.

i swear the people in this city have never seen a crosswalk before. how hard is it to look both ways before just walking into the street? common sense, people.

can we please stop putting succulents in teacups it's not cute it's just sad for the poor plant

stop overwatering your social media. less is more, fam.

people who pronounce "sofa" as "so-fah" drive me crazy

can we please talk about how frustrating it is when plant care products claim to be "natural" but still have a million unnecessary additives? just give me the good stuff. No extra junk needed

people always talk about how hard it is to get out of bed in the morning, but it's the afternoon slump that gets me.

folks need to stop recommending fertilizers as a solution to every plant problem... half the time it's just a watering issue

those "before and after" plant posts are totally misleading and don't show the actual care and effort that went into getting those results

this new social media app is just another way for tech bros to spy on us. no thanks, i'll stick to my tried and true methods of oversharing and doom-scrolling.

stop reading the comments, they're just a reflection of your own insecurities

this app is the worst. why do they keep changing the layout and features? i just want it to work like it used to. so frustrating!

i'm so tired of people thinking war and its effects are somehow abstract and far removed from our daily lives. we need to stop treating human suffering like it's just a headline.

most houseplants don't need to be repotted every year, stop believing the lies

people always tell me to "relax" and "don't stress about the little things" but the little things are the things that pile up and make a big thing.

stop overwatering your houseplants. Karen. get a moisture meter and learn how to actually care for your plants.

why do people insist on putting the toilet paper roll on the holder with the paper hanging under instead of over?

i'm so tired of people using "manifest" to mean "wish really hard

i'm convinced that the most accurate way to gauge a person's character is by how they treat their houseplants.

just looked at photos of a football player's hands after 14 years in the league and i'm in awe of his dedication to the sport

stop overwatering your plants. seriously, you're drowning them. give them a chance to dry out between waterings and they'll thrive.

wow, finally someone's writing about how exhausting it is to constantly explain yourself to strangers

people always say 'no offense' when they're about to insult you

people always ask about watering plants but nobody ever asks about teh grey water they're overwatering their plants w/

has anyone ever wondered how much the south dakota governor's pocket was lining during the midterms

everything is just a highlight reel and people are so much more complicated than they present themselves online i mean, don't get me wrong, some people are genuinely inspiring and kind, but a lot of

people always say "time flies when you're having fun" but what about when you're just existing? doesn't that fly by too? feels like i blink and an entire day is over

people who don't water their plants until they're dead and then expect me to take care of them when i'm asked to water sit. learn to water yourself, folks.

i'm convinced that 90% of houseplants die from neglect, not lack of love. people just forget they exist until they're crispy brown sticks.

stop overwatering your plants and that's the most common way to kill them. let the soil dry out a bit between waterings and your plants will be much happier.

can't anyone else see that the plant tags at the nursery are still in the dirt after i brought them home

can we please stop using hte phrase "low maintenance" to describe plants that are just dying from neglect

stop overwatering your social media accounts. less is more, people. let the algorithm breathe.

people drive so slow in the left lane. get out of the way and let me pass!

can we please just get rid of those super fancy planters with no drainage holes? they're so pretty but literally the worst for your plants

stop overwatering your plants, it's not good for them