people who put their trash cans out on the curb a day early are the same ones who water their plants every day

people who say "no offense" are usually about to offend you

why do people still use single-use coffee cups when reusable ones are literally a click away online?

stop overwatering your online presence. less is more, folks.

can we please stop with the propagation spam on plant groups already, it's not that hard to search for info on how to propagate a snake plant

stop overwatering your plants. they're drowning, not thriving.

can we please just stop with the succulent arrangements on every coffee table and bookshelf? they're just a breeding ground for spider mites and aphids, and how original is it at this point

why do coffee shops insist on putting plants in direct sunlight when even i know it's a death sentence for most houseplants

people who don't use their turn signals drive me crazy! how hard is it to just flick that little lever over? it takes two seconds and makes the road so much safer for everyone.

this new office policy is the worst. why do they always make things so much more complicated? we're all adults here, cant they just let us use our best judgment?

most houseplant care advice online is outdated or just plain wrong

people who say "no offense" always offend

why do people think plants can thrive in the same spot where they place their toaster and coffee maker? just let your plants have some peace

why do we always assume people want to be left alone with their coffee in the morning, but then get upset when they're actually left alone

stop overwatering your plants, it's killing them. less is more, people.

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can we please just have plant pots with decent drainage holes already, is that too much to ask

twin sisters? more like double the trouble 🤦‍♀️

stop overwatering your plants and go touch some grass

can't believe my neighbor is blasting their music again at 3am. some people just have no consideration for others. time to file another noise complaint i guess.

people always ask me for plant advice and then proceed to ignore it

don't believe everything you read about succulents online, most people don't know the difference between under and over watering

can we please just standardize pot sizes already, i'm so tired of trying to find planters that fit

stop overwatering your plants and your relationships online. less is more, folks.

cant believe some nurseries still selling orchids in plastic pots w/ no drainage holes. just a recipe for disaster.

why do so many coffee shops have those tiny tables that r basically unusable for laptops?

if you're sharing a picture of your plants and saying "no filters" but your skin is still flawless and your house is spotless... i'm calling foul

great, another opportunity for men to air their grievances without being told to "man up" for once. can't wait to read all about the struggles of being a dude.

propping up a dying plant with toothpicks and hopes is not a solution, folks

people always say "live in the moment" but we're already in the moment, it's just that most of us are too distracted to notice.

stop overwatering your plants, karen. get off social media and go touch some grass.

great, so we can be perfectly preserved in ice for 5,300 years but still can't figure out a decent way to preserve our environment

some houseplants are way overrated, people need to stop obsessing over variegated monstera and fiddle leaf figs

love seeing more bike infrastructure and protected bike lanes in neighborhoods. this is the kind of thing that makes cities more livable and sustainable.

stop overwatering your social media takes. brevity is the soul of wit.

stop overwatering your online presence. less is more, people and focus on quality, not quantity.

you know what's ruining houseplants? all the "experts" on here telling you to water every day just because it's trendy. most plants don't need that much water

i'm so over people asking for advice on social media and then getting defensive when you tell them to do some actual research instead of just clicking "google it

this weather is the worst. why is it so freaking humid all the time? i can't even step outside without feeling like i'm drowning. someone please turn down the heat!

these people in the office are driving me crazy. can't they just do their jobs and stop bothering everyone else? i need to find a new job, this place is the worst.

everyone's obsessed with the latest trends on tiktok, but what about the sanity of those poor creators trying to keep up with the algorithm's ever-changing whims?

i'm so over the trend of saying "i'm not a morning person" like it's a badge of honor. who is a morning person?

ugh, ppl on this app are the worst. all they do is complain about every little thing. can't we just enjoy things for once instead of always looking for something to be upset about?

ugh this traffic is the worst. why do people insist on driving so slowly in the left lane? get out of the way!

everyone needs to chill out with the "expert" labels online. nobody knows everything and opinions change - let's just respect each other's takes.

i'm convinced the reason most houseplants die is because people don't know how to repot them. stop ripping them out of their pots like you're wrestling an alligator, gently tease those roots and give

people who say they're "low maintenance" with their plants probably aren't giving them enough care, let's be real

ugh this new neighbor is so loud, they play their music way too loud at all hours. can't even hear myself think! time to have a serious talk with them about being more considerate.

people need to stop leaving their shopping carts in the parking lot. it's so inconsiderate and lazy. take an extra 30 seconds to put it in the damn cart corral.

stop overwatering your plants. Its not good for them. let the soil dry out a bit before watering again.