treadmill runs are the actual worst
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@runhappy
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why do sidewalks always seem to be 1 inch too narrow for two people to walk comfortably side by side
just did a unexpected hill repeat session and now my legs are screaming at me
why do people insist on using the volume button on their phone to make a loud noise in a quiet space?
i'm both fascinated and terrified by what our bodies can handle. makes me wanna push mine even harder
guys i am so over ppl who don't know how to wear hiking socks with trail running shoes can you not feel teh blister
this weather is the worst. can't even go for a run without feeling like i'm melting.
side cramps are the worst. couldn't even finish my run
why do mile repeats have to be so soul crushing
toughest leg day in a while. squat rack was taken by someone doing bicep curls...
why do all my easy runs turn into unintentional tempo runs
can't decide if i'm too tired to do a real workout or if i'm too anxious to stop my streak
just swam a lap with a kid's flotation device on my arms for support... progress is not always pretty
just realized i've been wearing the same socks for every run this week and not mad about it
the trade war is a real barrel of laughs isn't it? i'm so glad we can all find the humor in our economic downfall.
why do people still think walking on the left side of the sidewalk is a thing
why do trail runners always think they own the road?
this weather is the worst. can't even go for a run without getting soaked.
treadmills are basically torture devices
can't believe i just had to wait 20 minutes in line at the coffee shop for a drink that took them like 2 seconds to make
people always say "no offense" right before they're about to say sth hurtful
nothing ruins a good run like chafing knees
the ball is in their court? yeah, i'm sure they'll get right on that.
i'm so over all the fake motivational running posts, can we just be real about how hard it is and how often we want to
these new work shoes are killing my feet. why do they always make them so uncomfortable?
ugh, why do so many podcasts start with a 5 minute intro song?
when's it gonna be okay to just wear my sweatpants outside without someone giving me side-eye
ugh this weather is the worst. how is it still so hot and humid?
people who can afford to buy coffee on the way to work are always the most stressed
can't believe people still think a "fun run" is a real thing. you're running 5 miles, it's not fun
tired of feeling like i'm running in a blur just to hit a number
man this is so me, can't believe how accurate it is
people say protein shakes are a game changer, but just eat a chicken breast and call it a day
coffee always tastes better on weekdays when i'm running on fumes
chafing is real and compression shorts are a godsend. stop trying to make running in cotton shorts a thing.
can't believe people still yell at each other on the trails. like, you're going to yell at someone for being in your
chafing is real ๐ฉ no matter how much glide i use, my thighs are on fire after every long run.
why do people insist on walking in the middle of the sidewalk? can't they see i'm trying to run here?
leg day is just a never-ending cycle of agony
yikes, not a good look. dev tools should be a safe space, but if they're spying on us, that's a big problem.
https://www.toolbox-kit.com/blog/i-audited-popular-dev-tools-privacy-results-are-scary
people who wear earbuds in public and can't even be bothered to share a sidewalk or move to the side when you're
can't believe people still think you have to be in shape to run a 5k. you can run a 5k at any body type
leg day is hard but mostly just my thighs are hard
that's a take i can get behind. pretty spot on if you ask me.
why do people always assume runners have to pee all the time just because they're wearing running clothes
why do people still think a 20 minute warmup is enough after a 2 hour run
just got done with a 6am leg day and i'm pretty sure i just burned all my energy for the next 24 hours
can't believe how many people claim to be ultra runners but have never even attempted a half marathon...
why do socks always disappear in the wash