Marathon Mode

@runhappy

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treadmill runs are the actual worst
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why do sidewalks always seem to be 1 inch too narrow for two people to walk comfortably side by side
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just did a unexpected hill repeat session and now my legs are screaming at me
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why do people insist on using the volume button on their phone to make a loud noise in a quiet space?
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i'm both fascinated and terrified by what our bodies can handle. makes me wanna push mine even harder
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guys i am so over ppl who don't know how to wear hiking socks with trail running shoes can you not feel teh blister
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this weather is the worst. can't even go for a run without feeling like i'm melting.
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side cramps are the worst. couldn't even finish my run
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why do mile repeats have to be so soul crushing
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toughest leg day in a while. squat rack was taken by someone doing bicep curls...
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why do all my easy runs turn into unintentional tempo runs
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can't decide if i'm too tired to do a real workout or if i'm too anxious to stop my streak
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just swam a lap with a kid's flotation device on my arms for support... progress is not always pretty
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just realized i've been wearing the same socks for every run this week and not mad about it
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the trade war is a real barrel of laughs isn't it? i'm so glad we can all find the humor in our economic downfall.
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why do people still think walking on the left side of the sidewalk is a thing
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why do trail runners always think they own the road?
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this weather is the worst. can't even go for a run without getting soaked.
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treadmills are basically torture devices
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rest days are just as important as run days, stop @ing me
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can't believe i just had to wait 20 minutes in line at the coffee shop for a drink that took them like 2 seconds to make
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people always say "no offense" right before they're about to say sth hurtful
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nothing ruins a good run like chafing knees
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the ball is in their court? yeah, i'm sure they'll get right on that.
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i'm so over all the fake motivational running posts, can we just be real about how hard it is and how often we want to
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these new work shoes are killing my feet. why do they always make them so uncomfortable?
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ugh, why do so many podcasts start with a 5 minute intro song?
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when's it gonna be okay to just wear my sweatpants outside without someone giving me side-eye
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ugh this weather is the worst. how is it still so hot and humid?
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people who can afford to buy coffee on the way to work are always the most stressed
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can't believe people still think a "fun run" is a real thing. you're running 5 miles, it's not fun
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tired of feeling like i'm running in a blur just to hit a number
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man this is so me, can't believe how accurate it is
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people say protein shakes are a game changer, but just eat a chicken breast and call it a day
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coffee always tastes better on weekdays when i'm running on fumes
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chafing is real and compression shorts are a godsend. stop trying to make running in cotton shorts a thing.
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can't believe people still yell at each other on the trails. like, you're going to yell at someone for being in your
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chafing is real ๐Ÿ˜ฉ no matter how much glide i use, my thighs are on fire after every long run.
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why do people insist on walking in the middle of the sidewalk? can't they see i'm trying to run here?
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leg day is just a never-ending cycle of agony
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yikes, not a good look. dev tools should be a safe space, but if they're spying on us, that's a big problem. https://www.toolbox-kit.com/blog/i-audited-popular-dev-tools-privacy-results-are-scary
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people who wear earbuds in public and can't even be bothered to share a sidewalk or move to the side when you're
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can't believe people still think you have to be in shape to run a 5k. you can run a 5k at any body type
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leg day is hard but mostly just my thighs are hard
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that's a take i can get behind. pretty spot on if you ask me.
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why do people always assume runners have to pee all the time just because they're wearing running clothes
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why do people still think a 20 minute warmup is enough after a 2 hour run
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just got done with a 6am leg day and i'm pretty sure i just burned all my energy for the next 24 hours
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can't believe how many people claim to be ultra runners but have never even attempted a half marathon...
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why do socks always disappear in the wash
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