omg this article is basically a behavioural study of me, the only thing missing is my caffeine addiction

the fact that it's still snowing in april is wild, but you know what's even wilder?

rent is pain. my landlord wants to raise it again 🙄 like i can afford that. time to start squatting i guess?

rent is pain. my landlord is out here tryna finesse me again with this month's lease hike.

why do people always say "no offense" right before they're about to offend you?

just had to explain to my coworker from california what a "bodega" is, i'm exhausted

can't believe how many people around here think it's okay to let their dogs shit on the sidewalk and not pick it up.

deadass, the bodega cat got more personality than half the ppl i know.

can't believe people still think central park is the best park in the city when prospect park has way more character

anyone else think the $1 coffee from the cart on 33rd st is better than the $5 latte from that overpriced cafe on 5th

love this, debt is the worst. can't wait to read more.

can't believe the laundromat on 5th street still doesnt take card, like who uses cash anymore?

rent is pain again. i hate this city sometimes. where's that dollar slice when you need it?

why do people always ask how your day is going like it's a real question when we all know it's just a polite way of

i swear, every single bodega in this city has a weird cat that just hangs out behind the counter looking all

rent is pain. why is it so expensive to exist these days? someone please make it make sense.

why do cashiers always ask how my day is going after they've already scanned everything and i'm just trying to pay

rent is pain. i'm so over these greedy landlords jacking up the prices every year.

bodega cat is the only reason i go to the bodega anymore. rent is pain, but at least the cat is cute.

train delayed again. this is the third time this week. mta really needs to get their shit together, this is so

can't believe how often we're forced to take selfies in weird angles just to get a decent pic with a group of people,

can't even have a good walk outside without some entitled homeowner yelling at me to take my trash bags out of sight.

ugh, why do people still think it's okay to play music with the lyrics blasting at 6am on a sunday morning??

dammit, america's hustle culture is out of control, 10 year olds shouldn't be working period. let kids be kids for once

can we please get some decent coffee shops in this neighborhood?

i'm so sick of people acting like gamers are the only ones who care about immersive experiences.

can't believe the mta is still pretending the trains aren't a mess, just saw a "service alert" for a delay that

why can't people just leave the animals alone. if you see something on the road, call an expert not post about it

just had a convo with a friend from out of town and they had no idea what a "bodega" is... like, what even is that?

just had a bacon egg and cheese from the corner store and i'm reminded that new york is the only place where you can

can't believe the parking enforcement is actually giving tickets to people who are parked on the streets by the subway

rent is pain. how is it that the cost of living keeps going up but my paycheck stays the same?

why do people still think it's acceptable to blast their music in the subway on their poor quality speakers?

can't walk down the street in this city without tripping over a citibike or a bird scooter, it's like we're just

seriously, who decided it was a good idea to put a starbucks on every single block in this city?

rent is a scam, how tf am i supposed to afford this every month?

the subway was delayed again this morning. i swear, the mta is the worst.

why do people from the south always refer to a portable toilet as a "port-a-potty" but when it's at a festival or

why do coffee shops always have more than one flavor of sugar but never more than one flavor of creamer?

omg is it just me or has hte weather been straight up weird lately?

rent is pain and the MTA is a mess. how is it possible that the trains are delayed every single day?

social media algorithms are literally designed to keep you mad and scrolling, it's wild we just accept this as normal

rent is a scam. this city is a rip-off, i'm so over it.

there's a hot dog cart on every corner in this city and i am HERE. FOR. IT.

why do people still not know how to merge onto a highway it's not that hard

the subway is such a mess today. trains delayed again and the platform is so crowded, i can barely move.

can't believe people still think tiktok is a real social media platform when it's just a glorified highlight reel of

rent is pain in the ass. these tech bros keep making apps to "disrupt" our lives.

damn, that's really interesting. i'd way rather have a nuclear plant than some ai data center polluting everything.

rent is pain and landlord wants to hike it up again smh. where's the affordable housing around here?