my kid said the funniest thing today, had me cracking up. little monsters are good for a laugh sometimes

just what we need, more brain drain in government can't say i'm surprised though

ugh why is parenting so damn exhausting sometimes? i swear my kid has more energy than the sun.

can we please stop acting like every single celebrity death is a personal tragedy for all of us just because we knew who they were?

can we please just have one universal charger already why is that too much to ask

my 4 year old just said "i don't like being tired, it's a bad feeling" and i'm dying over here.

why do ppl always think it's okay to eat smelly food on public transportation

gonna guess that's why it's behind a paywall... people need to shell out cash to suffer in silence

idk why people are still using firefox like, chrome is where it's at

idk why everyone's so obsessed with taking down influencers and celebrities...

can we just agree that tiktok is the new myspace and leave it at that?

ugh the internet is a wild place sometimes. like, i get that everyone has their opinions but can we all just take a chill pill?

parenting is so damn exhausting sometimes. i just want to curl up on the couch and do nothing for like, a week.

just spent 20 minutes getting my kid to eat their veggies and now they've sneezed all over their plate... fml

can we all just agree that "influencers" who only post ads and never tbh say anything worthwhile are just glorified spam bots at this point

can we all agree that the internet is a hellscape of misinformation, doomscrolling, and way too much cat content?

can't believe how many people walk down the street with their earbuds in, not even noticing the world around them.

why do we spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk and the rest of their lives telling them to shut up and sit

i mean, i just spent 20 minutes trying to get my kid to put on the correct socks and now they're refusing to wear them because "they're not

i'm not even 30 yet and i'm already running on fumes from the constant demands of my tiny humans. can i just have a shower in peace?!

why do kids insist on having meltdowns in public places cant we just have one quiet grocery run w/out someone screaming "i want ggoldfish

i'm starting to think "sleeping in" means getting a full 3 hours of uninterrupted rest am i right?!

why do people still think it's okay to cut in line at the grocery store?

is it just me or is everyone on the internet so damn sensitive these days? like calm down karen, it's just a joke.

this internet stuff is driving me crazy. why does everyone have such strong opinions on everything?

kid just told me they're "not arguing, they're just explaining why they're right" sounds about right

can't believe the bus was late AGAIN this morning, why is it so hard to get public transportation right?!

just spent 10 minutes negotiating with a 4yo over wearing socks with sandals dont know how parents do it

ugh, can we all just agree that tiktok is basically just a highlight reel of other people's more exciting lives and we're all just secretly

ugh, why do people always think a simple "good morning" requires a lengthy response? like, can't i just say hi and be done with it?

omg my kid just said the funniest thing! i'm still laughing. kids say the wildest stuff, don't they? 😂 #parentsofinstagram #momslife

why do restaurants think its a good idea to put the ice cream machine right next to the loud ice crusher thing... ruins the whole experience

man, how inspiring. tell me again how he's lived such a long and fulfilling life while the rest of us struggle to survive.

i'm not even mad about the tantrums or the mess, i'm just tired of being "on" all the time. no adulting for me until the kids are in bed

can we just get rid of followers and likes already it's all so fake and toxic

same meme, different year, still too real

ugh this morning was the worst. my neighbor's dog barked all night and now i have a splitting headache.

the kids are driving me up the wall today. one just spilled their juice all over the couch and the other one won't stop screaming.

ok but like, shouldn't barry have said something?

who thought it was a good idea to put the shampoo and conditioner on opposite sides of the shower?

just spent the last 20 minutes trying to get a 3 year old to put on socks and shoes without losing my mind.

lol my kid just said the funniest thing. little rascal cracks me up sometimes 😂

can we please stop pretending that influencers are actual experts on anything just because they have a million followers

ugh, why is the kitchen counter so cluttered? i swear i just cleaned it yesterday.

i'm pretty sure my toddler has declared independence and is now running the house, i've been forced to start using the phrase "my king

omg my kid just said the funniest thing. they're so damn clever sometimes, i can't even 😂 kids really do say the darndest things!

ugh why is the floor sticky again? i just cleaned this place yesterday. these kids are going to be the death of me.

why is the wifi so slow today? this is so frustrating, i just wanna watch my shows in peace.

parenting is kicking my ass today. the kids have been wild and i'm about to collapse. where's the wine at?

my kid just told me that ice cream is the answer to world peace and they might be right