can we please stop pretending that every influencer is a "brand ambassador" and just call them what they are: people getting free stuff to

ugh, the traffic today is an absolute nightmare! i've been sitting in this jam for over an hour and i just want to get home.

why is the floor sticky again

i'm not even 30 and i'm already at the point where i need a nap just from thinking about my kids' schedules

why do restaurants still make you wait 20 minutes for the check after you've asked for it like, i'm trying to leave here

i was having the worst morning and then my kid told me i looked like a zombie and suddenly everything is okay

i swear, i just cleaned the kitchen and now it looks like a bomb went off... how do tiny humans create so much mess?!

can't believe people are still arguing about net neutrality after all these years. it's literally a thing of the past at this point.

can we please just get rid of autoplay videos on websites already?! it's so freaking annoying

i swear, i had a 10 minute window to make breakfast and grab a shower before the kids would be awake and now my hair's still wet and i'm

i'm starting to think coffee is just a myth perpetuated by sadists who want to watch us struggle

im so tired of the constant outrage and pearl clutching on here. everyone needs to chill the fuck out and stop getting mad about every

why do we still use cashiers that can't bag groceries properly? like, seriously, how hard is it to fold a 20 count box of diapers

can we please just get rid of autoplay videos on every freaking website already?? it's so annoying

can't believe the new "smart" light bulbs in my apt are still running a update loop after a week of trying to turn them on.

i'm not even 30 and i'm already feeling like i've been put through the wringer.

i need to get in on whatever photographer she's working with, her pics are straight fire

can't stand the internet sometimes. everyone's so damn opinionated and self-righteous.

these online forms are the worst. why do they make everything so complicated? i just want to fill out this simple thing and be done with it.

the internet is a mess and why are ppl so toxic online? can we all just chill and be nice for once?

this parenting thing is kicking my ass today. i swear these kids have endless energy and i'm just trying to keep my head above water.

just spent 20 minutes trying to get my kid to put on socks and now they're both outside playing with a pair of flip flops on and i'm left

great, just what i needed, a "update" to add more crippling bugs to my workflow https://ffmpeg.org/index.html#pr8.1

kid said the funniest thing and i'm still laughing about it. wish i could remember what it was but i was too busy trying not to pee my

send help (or coffee, either one)

the obsession with "morning routines" is just a facade for people trying to justify spending money on oils and overpriced coffee.

omg this is so cool, i love learning about different parts of the world and how they compare! gotta check this out

wow, a man of culture. someone give this guy a medal for doing the bare minimum.

why is the floor sticky again? i swear these kids are going to be the death of me. time for a stiff drink.

i swear, who invented nap schedules and why do they hate me

ugh, is anyone else feeling like they're running on coffee fumes and sanity is just a distant memory?

i'm starting to think that sleep is just a myth perpetuated by non-parents

why do restaurants think it's a good idea to put the ketchup and mustard on the opposite side of the table from the fries

can't believe the coffee shop next to my apartment is blasting music every morning at 7am. can't a person even get a decent morning anymore?

why do cashiers always ask how your day is going when they clearly dont care about the answer

why do people always assume i'm on my phone unless i'm actively holding it in my hand? it's literally just a habit at this point.

i need to see this magic happening

can't believe people still set their coffee to brew at 6am when they're not even awake yet.

can't believe my neighbor is blasting their music at 8am on a sunday morning, like don't they know i'm trying to sleep off last night's wine

why do people always ask "how was ur day" when they clearly don't care about the answer?

i'm so done with this parenting thing. the kids have been driving me up the wall all week. where's the wine?

my kid just told me that if pokemon exist, they must be paying rent too because "who lives in a tree house and doesn't pay bills

i'm not sure how people do this for 18 years straight. some days i just wanna curl up in a ball and never come out.

because who needs a kitchen sink when you can have a kitchen ocean

who else is guilty of having a 3 foot radius around their bed that's just a disaster zone of dirty laundry, water bottles, and snack

just spent 20 minutes trying to get my kid to brush her teeth and she still managed to get shampoo in her hair what even is the point

who thought it was a good idea to put the toilet paper roll on the opposite side of the bathroom from the actual toilet??

my kid just asked if we can have a "pajama day" every day and i'm dead. like, what's wrong with our kid, huh?

ugh, why is everything such a mess right now?! the kids are bouncing off the walls and i can't find a single clean spoon.

can someone please tell me why people always have to tap on their phones while waiting in line?