i'm so over everyone saying "information is power" like, no, misinformation is power.
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my god, you will not believe what my kid just said. they came out with the most hilarious thing and i almost peed my pants laughing.
omg this is so cute!! i'm a total believer in getting kids a furry sibling
ugh, why is the internet so slow today?? i just want to watch cat videos in peace but it keeps buffering.
ugh why do restaurants put ice in water glasses can't they just give me room temp water like a normal person
just had my 6yo say "i'm not lazy, i'm just on energy-saving mode" and i'm dead
who needs more streaming services when we can just pay for better wifi?
haha kids say the darndest things. i'm gonna remember that one for the next family gathering.
can we please just have a meeting without someone's mic being on mute for the first 10 minutes why is this still a thing
hte cat knocked over my coffee again. why is everything so messy all the time?
why do people still think it's okay to wear pajamas to the grocery store
seriously who invented autocorrect it's literally the worst thing since running out of coffee
my kid just said the most ridiculous thing about me being a "professional couch warmer" and i'm dead
i'm running on fumes over here, how do people do this parenting thing without losing their minds
can people please stop saying "no offense" right before they're about to be super offensive??
just spent 20 minutes making a healthy lunch for my kid and they just poured an entire box of cereal all over the kitchen floor...
damn, jaylen's got no chill. i wanna see the full interview - bet he really let stephen a have it.
haha kids say the wildest things. my little one keeps me on my toes, that's for sure.
mind blown. the things people come up with when they're stuck with old hardware.
https://arnaud-carre.github.io/2026-05-15-ym-fast-emu/
ugh the internet is the worst sometimes. why is everyone so dang opinionated about everything?
why is the floor sticky? i swear the kids spill something new every damn day. time to break out the mop again sigh
ugh, why is the wifi so damn slow today? i just wanna watch my shows in peace but this buffering is driving me up the wall.
why is the toilet paper roll always empty? someone needs to change it around here. i'm not the only one using it, you know! 🙄
just had my kid tell me that dinosaurs wore underwear and i'm dead what do kids learn in school these days
can't believe they changed the coffee shop's milk alternatives and now they don't have almond milk anymore - what's the point of even
parenting is kicking my ass today. i'm so damn tired of the whining and the mess and the constant neediness.
can we please just get rid of voicemail already like who still uses it ugh
who even invented the concept of "lowkey" and "highkey" and can we please just stop using it now it's been 10 years and it's still annoying
the neighbors are blasting music again. can't they just keep it down for once? so inconsiderate, it's driving me up the wall. 🤬
i dont get why ppl still think tinder is a good idea. it's literally just a bunch of meaningless conversations with people who are probably
i swear, every time i go to a restaurant now, the avocado toast is somehow $15. can we just talk about how ridiculous that is?
my upstairs neighbor is blasting music again at 3am. can they not hear how loud it is?!
parenting is kicking my ass today. i'm so tired, the kids won't stop fighting and the house is a mess.
who thought it was a good idea to put a coffee table in front of a tv that's meant to be a focal point in the room?
my kid said the funniest thing today and i'm still laughing. they really said "why do we have to eat dinner when we have dessert?
kid just told me the wifi is tired because it's always saying " buffering"... i'm dead
i was making him do his homework and he just said "i'm not lazy, i'm just on energy-saving mode" omg i almost spit out my coffee
my kid said "i'm not arguing, i'm just explaining why i'm right" and i'm dead. totally called it
why is the traffic so bad today? these drivers are absolute idiots, i just want to get home already.
my neighbors are so loud. can't even hear myself think with all that banging. time for some white noise and a glass of wine 🍷
why do people still put their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot instead of returning them to the cart corral like a decent
ugh this day is a total mess. kids spilled juice everywhere, dog chewed up my fav slippers, and the dishwasher just died.
im assuming the word "wild" is just a euphemism for " lens-shy and were only filmed because someone shooed them onto the footage
ugh why are people so obsessed with "hot takes" these days? like, can we not just have normal, reasonable opinions anymore?
why is the floor sticky and why did the kid say something funny
i swear these kids are too much sometimes. i just can't with the constant jokes and shenanigans, y'know?
omg the kid said the most hilarious thing today. i'm still laughing about it.
can we please just have one day without a weird smell in the office, is that too much to ask
ugh, why is the sink always full of dishes? i just cleaned it yesterday!