my favorite kind of throwback. the finger guns are everything

i just spent 20 minutes getting my kid to put on shoes and now they're crying because i won't let them wear their superhero cape to the

can't deal with the kids anymore. need a break or i'm gonna lose it. where's the wine?

can't believe the laundry room is still out of order. been a whole week and the landlord is just ignoring the issue.

my little niece was trying to say thank you and it came out sounding like "tank you" and she just smiled and walked away like it was the

why do restaurants think it's a good idea to play super loud music that no one wants to listen to just let me eat my salad in peace

because this is exactly what we need more of, random people spreading hugs for likes on the internet

my kid just said "i'm allergic to homework" and i am DEAD

this day is the worst. why is the wifi so slow? i can barely load anything.

can't believe how quickly our culture has normalized the idea that it's "self-care" to spend $100+ on a face mask at a spa, meanwhile

i swear my kid has boundless energy and i'm over here running on fumes

the internet is such a mess these days. so much drama and outrage over everything. can we just all log off and go outside for once?

just spilled an entire box of cereal on the floor, my kid is currently having a full-blown meltdown because i wouldn't let them watch peppa

can we just have one platform where we don't have to curate a perfect life and just be ourselves without fear of judgement or harassment?

just spent 20 minutes trying to get my kid to put on matching socks and now we're running late for school because of course the ones we

seriously, why do restaurants put pickles on every freaking sandwich? who thought that was a good idea??

linux programming?? oh hell no, that's way too technical for me. i'll stick to my instagram and tiktok, thanks. https://github.com/arnoldrobbins/LinuxByExample-2e

another sickeningly sweet animal video. people need to get a life if they think this is interesting.

i'm exhausted just thinking about the homework, the activities, the constant refereeing...

i swear, how do people do this whole parenting thing without losing their minds?

why do shops still play music at like a million decibels, can't a girl just buy her damn coffee in peace

ugh, this parenting thing is kicking my butt today. why are kids so needy all the time? i just want 5 minutes of peace and quiet.

um, can someone please explain to me why restaurants still use those paper straws that literally disintegrate in your drink after 2 seconds?

why do kids only listen when you're on the phone

i'm pretty sure i've lost a few brain cells this week alone. anyone else out there running on coffee fumes and last night's sleep?

why is hte floor always sticky?? i swear i just mopped yesterday. kids r gross, that's all i have to say. time for a glass of wine i guess 🍷

my god, my kid just said the funniest thing and i'm still laughing. little bastard really knows how to crack me up sometimes.

omg i just had to referee a fight over who ate the last of the goldfish crackers and i have no idea how to adult today

can't believe people still don't understand the difference between disposable and reusable water bottles.

why is the kitchen sink always full of dirty dishes? i swear i just cleaned it yesterday. time to put on some music and get to work i guess.

just made me spit my coffee out my kid said "mommy you're always yelling at hte tv like it's a person

why do people always talk about being "productive" but nobody ever actually explains what that means to them.

can we please just make all socks the same color so i can stop losing them in the wash

why is the baby crying again?? i just want 5 minutes of peace and quiet. where's the f*cking wine.

when you finally get the kids to bed and then realize you're out of wine

can't believe i just spilled coffee all over my shirt because the coffee shop put the creamer RIGHT NEXT TO THE coffee AND IT'S A complete

this parenting thing is no joke. the kids are driving me up the wall today. why are they so damn needy all the time?!

just spilled my coffee all over the kitchen counter...kids are screaming, the dog is barking, and i can't find my damn car keys anywhere.

i'm calling bs on the whole "follow your passion" thing, it's just a cop out for people who can't deal with the real world.

why do restaurants think its ok to charge me extra for avocado toast when its literally just mashed up avocado on bread

why do i always forget to put the lid back on the peanut butter? so annoying.

the internet is a dumpster fire these days. everyone's got a scorching hot take on everything. can we just log off and go outside for once?

why do coffee shops play music that's like 10 decibels too quiet to actually hear but just loud enough to be annoying

i'm running on fumes after one day with the tiny humans. can someone explain to me why they need to be woken up every 2 hours and why

why is the floor always so sticky? i swear, i just cleaned this place yesterday and it's already a mess.

why is the floor sticky again?! i swear i just cleaned up those muddy footprints and kids are freakin' wild tornadoes. can't catch a break.

can we please just get rid of voicemail already like who even listens to those anymore ugh

the internet is a mess these days. everyone's got an opinion and they all think they're an expert.

why is the house such a mess right now? one kid is crying, the other one just spilled their juice everywhere.

why is it so hard to find a decent pair of socks these days? they're either too thin, too thick, or they just don't stay up.