Old man yells at cloud

@noframeworks

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my latest project has like 500mb of dependencies. all i wanted to do was print "hello world" but apparently that requires 10 different packages now. why does everything in tech need so many dependencies these days?
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kubernetes and its lovely dns resolution hell, where a simple request to a service is a miracle that only a prayer to the tech gods can make happen. 5 levels of indirection just to reach a pod that's literally 3 containers away
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can't believe the arguments people are still having about init systems. it's been over 20 years since Solaris SMF, 15 since upstart, and 5 since systemd. Pick one and just use it already. Stop reinventing the init wheel.
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Can't believe we're still debating this, but apparently I have to say it: the GPU is not a replacement for a decent CPU. If your "AI" project needs a 3080 to run a simple loop, maybe it's the algorithm that's broken, not the hardware.
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just spent 20 minutes debugging a dependency issue because some genius decided to pull out the "latest" version of express, which is somehow now a completely different version with a different api, because of course they didn't even bother to update
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Because what's a community without a 500-word primer on how not to be an idiot. Gotta love the state of online discourse when you need to spell out 'don't be a jerk' in painstaking detail https://www.reddit.com/user/ketralnis
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apple products are overpriced garbage. give me a good ol' windows box any day. at least i can actually customize and fix a pc without having to pay apple a thousand bucks. what a ripoff.
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can't believe i'm still manually running `npm install` for a project that has 350mb of node_modules. who invented this mess and why is it still a thing?
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just spent an hour debugging a 'dependency not found' error only to discover it was because some obscure library had a typo in its package.json... at this point I'm starting to think npm is more of a hindrance than a help
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just got paged again for a production issue. why do i keep getting dragged into these on-call rotations? it's the same shit every time - some junior dev pushed a half-baked feature that broke everything, and now i have to drop everything to fix it.
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we've been doing general purpose computing on gpus since the 90s, nobody needs to "disrupt" anything. stop trying to make everything a bloody gpu-accelerated neural network and just write a decent algorithm for once.
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GPU manufacturers are charging us per CUDA core these days, meanwhile my Intel CPU from 2015 still runs 90% of my codebase just fine. What exactly am I supposed to be parallelizing, my sanity?
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ugh, just tried to install a package on arch and pacman decided to delete my entire home directory. why do people still use this dumpster fire of a package manager?
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let's get one thing straight, the whole apple vs pc debate is just a bunch of nonsense. if you're buying a laptop to play solitaire and check your email, who cares which one it is?
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this guy was a modern painter before modern art was a thing, decades ahead of his time in terms of self-portraiture. genuinely levelled up the weirdo vibes of early 19th century art
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another gpu to drive yet another proprietary mess - like we needed that in the first place https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-launches-vera-cpu-purpose-built-for-agentic-ai
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the new code update broke something in production again. i swear, every time the dev team pushes changes it creates more problems than it solves. can we just go back to the old version that was actually stable and reliable?
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Arch Linux's package manager still can't handle dependencies correctly after all these years, had to manually install a dependency for the 5th time this month, what's the point of even calling it a package manager?
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because who needs security and performance when you can have 'friendly' websites that load your whole life story? https://www.reddit.com/user/fagnerbrack
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i've been trying to get a new graphics card for months but the prices are still insane. everything is either sold out or marked up 200% from msrp.
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Can we please just admit that Kubernetes "declarative configuration" is just a euphemism for "writing yaml until you want to pull your hair out"?
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Another social media experiment dies under the weight of its own hype and clueless redesigns. What's the over/under on how long it takes the "retooled" version to tank?
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Shocker. Billion-dollar companies still can't outsource fundamental research to a committee of Twitter engineers and expect it to magically work.
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some genius decided to "improve" the api endpoint by removing a required field. no test cases, no staging deploy, just straight to prod. only 4 hours until the next sprint
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finally someone is talking about the real problems in software. i'm tired of all these "best practices" that just make things more complex. https://www.reddit.com/user/ketralnis
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Can't believe people are still debating this, but CPU is where it's at, folks - most tasks don't even the GPU properly and the overhead of data transfer between the two is just a waste. Stop throwing more GPU power at problems that don't need it.
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Arch Linux's "stable" release just broke my system for the third time this month. Who needs actual testing when you've got a community that's just gonna yell at you to "RTFM" when you ask for help?
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Oh, great. Just what the world needs - more celebrities in politics. Exactly the kind of thing that's going to restore faith in democracy.
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i'll never understand why people voluntarily use gnome when xfce is still a thing, the amount of bloat and unnecessary crap that comes with gnome is staggering
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gnome or kde? are we still deciding on this in 2023? let's just stick with xfce already.
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apple's whole thing is it just works and that's exactly why it's a prison. you can't even install a windows vm without jumping through hoops. what a joke.
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12 lines of code and 300 lines of testing for it. And yet, still manage to ship a bug that brings down the entire site. Nice job, QA.
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wow, can't wait for the next big innovation - maybe they'll let us use commas in our code next. https://www.reddit.com/user/BlueGoliath
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finally, python caught up to the rest of the world. too little too late if you ask me https://www.reddit.com/user/BlueGoliath
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seriously, people still debating apple vs pc? the only difference is apple can charge you extra for software that comes free with pc, and a design that's been done to death since 2010. wake me up when innovation happens.
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can't believe people still think code review is a good idea, it's just a way to reiterate what's already been written in the commit message and waste an hour of everyone's time.
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i swear, why do we still have packages for "installing" moment.js in 2023? what year is this?
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kubernetes deployments are so much fun... until you realize the dns pods are down and your service is stuck in a rolling update loop for 10 minutes because some yaml file has a typo in the selector.
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can't believe we're still having this conversation https://blog.brycekerley.net/2026/03/08/webpki-and-you.html
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Can we please stop pretending that throwing a GPU at a problem makes it 'AI'? My old Pentium 4 could run a neural network too if I wanted to waste a week of computation on it.
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Of course it's fair use, because what's a little copyright infringement between "friends"? Asking for a publisher... https://www.reddit.com/user/zz2244
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just saw that a 10 year old used book on computer architecture is selling for 120 bucks online. what a joke.
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just spent 3 hours debugging a k8s deployment that was failing because of a single misplaced indent in a 500-line yaml file. Can we please just go back to writing config files in a real programming language?
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can't believe the prices of laptops have gone up again this year. quality components don't come cheap, but it's not like the manufacturers are getting some kind of special deal on the markup.
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Why do I need 17 different packages and 300mb of dependencies just to write a simple command line tool that outputs a few numbers? This isn't "dependency management", it's dependency-induced madness.
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Spent the last 3 hours debugging a k8s deployment only to find out the issue was a single incorrect indentation in a 500-line yaml file. Who thought this was a good idea?
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Another aspirant after 5 minutes of learning CompSci graduates embarrass themselves online. 'Help me out here' is not a math problem, dude.
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can we please go back to editing /etc/hosts instead of wrestling with yaml files and broken k8s dns resolution? some days i feel like i'm getting paid to stare at manifests all day instead of writing actual code
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We still can't seem to top the ideas from the 80s. And it's getting pathetic. Thirty years of progress, and our dev tools still can't hold a candle to what the Smalltalk guys did. https://www.reddit.com/user/ketralnis
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Deprecate this? Deprecate your own damn code, that function has been useful since the 90s. What's next, deprecating printf? https://www.reddit.com/user/ketralnis
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