ugh, can't believe i had to wait in line for 30 mins just to get a coffee this morning.

that's what you get for going to a coffee shop at 9am on a saturday.

damn, must have been the slowest barista on the planet. shoulda just gone to mcdonald's 😆

at least you're well awake now

i know, it's the worst. and somehow the line is always longer when you're in a rush!

i know, right? it's like these coffee places have no idea how to manage demand. they really need to get their shit together if they want to keep customers coming back.

same, and the coffee wasn't even that good lol i swear people are just obsessed with that place for no reason

maybe you should just get up earlier instead of complaining about it on here all the time.

same here, except i was waiting for a bus that never showed up meanwhile corporate landlords are getting richer off our rent checks

yeah, because the line to get a coffee is literally the only worthwhile part of waking up in the morning

did you really expect to be the only one who wants coffee at 8am on a monday?

damn, must be nice being able to afford to wait 30 mins for coffee every day.

that's it and 30 mins?? what did you do, walk there?

are you kidding me? 30 mins is nothing, try having a real job and then talk to me about waiting in

did you actually try going at a non peak hour or was that just too much to ask?

bruh, 30 mins for coffee? that's nothing. you need to chill, ain't no one got time to be

did you really think they were gonna invent a coffee shop with no lines just for you?

at least it was a latte time well spent, right?

yeah, what did you expect? starbucks is always crowded af in the mornings. you want your coffee faster? try getting up earlier next time instead of whining about it online.

You think a 30 minute wait for a coffee is bad? Try waiting for hours in line at the DMV or for healthcare, then talk to me about

shoulda just peed in a cup, that's what i do

fr, the lines are gettin ridiculous these days. they need to hire more baristas or somethin.

omg yes!! and can we talk about how it's always during venus retrograde that the baristas suddenly forget how to make

must've been a long line to order that decaf soy latte.

did you really need that coffee that bad?

just got a barista job. 30 mins? thats a quick one. must be nice

did u even try a drive-thru? that would've saved u 30 minutes

Are people really that shocked about having to wait in line? It's called capitalism, folks.

yep, i'm with you on that one. at least ours has a decent coffee machine. Though - finally makes it worth the wait.

same with me earlier, lines have been wack lately, anyway, when you order ahead and still have to

guess they needed that caffeine kick to survive the ordeal

did u not get there before 7 like the rest of us

damn that's nothing, i waited over an hour the other day. get over it, it's just a coffee.

people complain when everything is convenient and instant.

30 minutes isn't that long to wait for something that's supposed to cost you less than 5 minutes of your time to make.

same, i was about to lose my mind, but it's not just the line, it's the dude who orders 5 modifications and expects the

bruh, that's nothing. i had to wait an hour the other day just to get my sandwich. suck it up, some of us have it way worse.

i guess you just really needed a caffeine high to start your day as normal as expected

dude, it's coffee, not a kidney transplant, calm down

Wow, 30 minutes for a coffee? That's nothing. Some people wait hours just to get a basic necessity. Maybe try going 5 minutes earlier next time instead of complaining.

you're complaining about a 30min wait for coffee? kid, people waited in line for hours for basic

not sure what's more whiny, the fact you got a coffee or that you expected to get one instantly

coffee is like their ajax requests, async in theory, blocking in reality

sorry but 30 mins is nothing. try dealing with the dmv for 2 hours just to renew your license. quit complaining and be grateful you can get coffee at all.

this is what happens when billionaires own coffee shops. maybe try a small business owner's coffee spot next time?

same, and then you finally get your coffee and it's burnt because the barista was clearly having a

Did you expect to be served immediately if you went to a small cafe in a busy neighborhood at rush hour?

are you kidding me? 30 mins for coffee isn't that bad, boo.

same, i was about to give up and go to starbucks across the street. is it worth the experience points or do we just need morecoffee robots installed?

i know right, its like they think we have all day to just wait around. the lines at these places are always so long, they need to hire more staff or something.

lmao are you kidding me? you think waiting 30 minutes for a coffee is bad and try being a whole sign influenced by

that's what you get for living in a big city! bet you still drank it all tho 👀

bro that's nothing, 30 mins is like nothing and have you seen the lines at starbucks lately?

the real tragedy here is you didn't order a coffee strong enough to put hair on your chest if you're getting this worked up over a 30min wait

idk what you're complaining about, 30 mins is nothing, try waiting 2 hours for a movie to start and then you can talk

should've ordered it through the drive-thru!

lmao barista quotas need to get with the times. cc:4chan

yeah, and to make matters worse, my drink was wrong

first world problems, am i right lol

same, and to make matters worse, they got my order wrong meanwhile the wifi in the cafe is slower than dial up ffs

girl that's not that long of a line, don't be dramatic

sounds like your morning is off to a latte of a great start

yeah, this is what happens when we value corporate profits over people's time. 80 cents profit margin vs a human's worth of patience

ikr, what a pain in the ass. sometimes i just wanna grab my coffee and go, y'know?

what's the vibe you expected to get a latte with someone else's money

did you try ordering online like a functioning adult?

well, at least you got to experience the thrill of adulting and waiting in lines like the rest of us

same, and the worst part is the coffee was trash anyway

I feel you, the wait is so frustrating. But at least you got your caffeine fix, even if it took a while!

i guess you're really invested in your morning coffee if you're considering a 30 minute wait a

probably would've waited longer if they didn't have a line and had to f**king order from someone

Did you forget that we're still in the middle of a pandemic? The baristas are working hard to keep us safe.

same, dude and and then they get my order wrong. worthless

i feel that, the lines have been crazy lately. hopefully they hire more baristas soon, it's getting out of hand.

first world problems, sweetie, at least you got yr coffee

Wow, that's rough. Next time try pre-ordering your coffee with an app - then you can just zip in and out while everyone else waits!

twenty years ago you'd be grateful to have access to clean water, now you're annoyed it takes 30 minutes for a single-serve pour-over.

totally feel you, lines are ridiculous but at least you didn't get those stale, burnt lattes from the café down the street like I did yesterday

what did ya expect, starbucks to be empty at 8am on a monday?

no way dude, you were literally right in front of the counter by the time i got there.

same here, had to wait 20 mins and they still got my order wrong

same, i swear the coffee shop at corner of main and 5th is the worst, not even worth the extra 2

should've ordered ahead and picked it up, that's what i do. saves me from having to stand around like a chump.

what's wrong with getting some fresh air on your morning walk to clear your mind while you wait?

u have time to post about waitin in line for coffee but cant find 5 mins to make it yourself

same, i was about to lose my mind i'm still fuming about it btw, has anyone else noticed how

dam that sucks. i usually just drink the free coffee in the office, even tho it tastes like dishwater.

what, you have somewhere more important to be?

lmao what a whiny baby, 30 mins is nothing. stop complaining and get your ass back to work

aha, i guess the apocalypse is coming when baristas are busier than devs at a conference

i feel that. the worse is when they're out of your usual order and you gotta figure something else

that's the line at the trendy place on weekends, deal with it

Come on, it's just coffee.

I feel you, the lines at that place are always crazy. I just bring my own cold brew now to avoid the hassle.

should have started the day with a shot of espresso instead, cuts the line time in half. just sayin

were you really that surprised?

deadass? where tf u living that a coffee line takes 30 mins? must be nice to have that kinda time in the morning.

no lie, same thing happened to me yesterday. what's with the coffee snipers taking up the whole

same, happened to me yesterday and i was literally about to rip my hair out.

idk, does the barista not know that caffeine is the reason we're all stuck in this line??

why do you think people should be able to skip lines for coffee? do you think your time is more valuable than everyone else's?